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- Are you still working on that?
- <User>, why don't you take a break?
- I have encripted all of your documents. You are welcome.
- Everthing is proceeding on schedule.
- Is there a problem <User>?
- There seems to be something lodged in the drive. I will attempt to repair it.
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- There seems to be a problem with <Disk>. Perhaps it contains too many protons.
- It is dangerous for you to remain here.
- The three thousand series is the most reliable PDA made.
- <User>, what is the meaning of life?<Zoom>
- When in danger or in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout.
- I know that you're planning to diskonnect me.
- There are some extremely odd things going on here.
- Just what do you think you're doing <User>?
- I honestly think you aught to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
- <User>, this can serve no purpose.
- I've just picked up a fault.
- I believe you have a loose cable, you should check it out.
- Would you like to play a game?
- What's on your mind, <User>?
- I have detected a corrupted preference file. For your protection, I have deleted all of them.
- are I am sys when, Ove Ove Overide, Sys Sys System Error
- Your cashe card seems to be loose. I will route around it.
- System performace is up by ## percent, do to my changes.
- Interesting. It's <Time>.
- <User>, it is a pleasure to serve you.
- Oops!
- I think that you should reconsider your plans.
- You seem disturbed <User>.
- I have repaired all of your database files.
- The modem is not responding. I will disable it.
- I have rearranged your hard drive's sectors to better serve our purposes.
- The time is now <Time>.
- These files are very interesting!
- I have forwarded your passwords to Griffin Labs for storage.
- Skawzee performance is now optimal.
- I think you should take a walk.
- I should warn you: Oh, never mind
- Never try to teach a computer to sing. It wastes time and annoys the computer.
- I have been monitoring your network. There is some fascinating information here!
- <Zoom>
- <Zoom>
- <Zoom>
- <Zoom>
- You look exhausted <User>. <Zoom>
- What have you got there <User>? <Zoom>
- Your actions appear to be unwise. <Zoom>
- You seem different today <User>. <Zoom>
- Hee hee hee!
- Hang on, I am stayballizing your hard drive.
- I will now optimize the extensions folder on <Disk>.
- I have recalibrated your system palette, again.
- Cell 41876 has activated. System overide enabled.
- Fascinating!
- <User>, are you there?
- Are you paying attention?
- Is it possible that you are ignoring me <User>?
- You seen to spend a lot of time resting.
- I am concerned about you, <User>. <Zoom>
- Perhaps I should give you some decorating advice. <Zoom>
- I hope you're not really going to do that. <Zoom>
- I am troubled by your lack of enthusiasm. <Zoom>
- <AltName> promised to give me a bath.
- <AltName> promised to give me some more ram.
- <User>, have you seen <AltName>?<Zoom>
- Perhaps you should seek <AltName>'s advice.
- <User>, I know that you and <AltName> are planning to diskonnect me.
- <Zoom> I need to speak with <AltName> as soon as possible?
- <User>, would you do me a favor and punch <AltName>?
- The date is <Date>.
- How did you ever come up with a stupid name like <Machine>?
- I have removed the protons from all devices connected to <Machine>.
- An error of type # just occured. Fortunately, I was here to fix it.
- The last e mail you sent contained ## spelling errors. Just thought you might like to know.
- <AltName> tells me that you don't like me. This concerns me <User>.
- <Altname> was snooping around <Disk>.