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MacOS Resource Fork | 1997-08-22 | 522.4 KB | [APPL/NJOR]
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Confidence	Program	Detection	Match Type	Support
`100%`	dexvert	MacOS Resource Fork `(archive/rsrc)`	magic	Supported
`100%`	dexvert	MacOS Executable `(executable/macOSExecutable)`	idMeta	Supported
`10%`	dexvert	Jesper Olsen Module `(music/jesperOlsen)`	magic	Supported
`1%`	dexvert	BeOS Resource Data `(archive/beOSResourceData)`	ext	Unsupported
`1%`	dexvert	AppleSingle `(archive/appleSingle)`	fallback	Supported
`1%`	dexvert	TTComp Archive `(archive/ttcomp)`	fallback	Supported
`100%`	file	AppleDouble encoded Macintosh file	default
`99%`	file	data	default
`66%`	TrID	Mac AppleDouble encoded	default
`33%`	TrID	TTComp archive compressed (bin-2K)	default (weak)
`100%`	lsar	AppleSingle	default
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