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MacOS Executable | 1997-08-22 | 522.5 KB | [APPL/NJOR]
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Confidence	Program	Detection	Match Type	Support
`100%`	dexvert	MacOS Executable `(executable/macOSExecutable)`	magic	Supported
`10%`	dexvert	MacBinary `(archive/macBinary)`	fallback	Supported
`100%`	file	MacBinary II, inited, bundle, Fri Aug 15 16:06:04 1997, modified Fri Aug 22 17:14:53 1997, creator 'NJOR', type application "Journal5", at 0x80 534882 bytes resource Apple HFS/HFS+ resource fork, map offset 0x81060, map length 0x1902, data length 0x80f60, at 16 0x20202020, nextResourceMap 0x3d586a8, fileRef 0x33c8, list offset 0x1c, name offset 0xe0e, 32 types, 0x414e4459 'ANDY' * 1 resource offset 0x102	default (weak)
`99%`	file	data	default
`74%`	TrID	Macintosh Application (MacBinary)	default
`25%`	TrID	MacBinary 2	default (weak)
`100%`	lsar	MacBinary	default
id metadata
key	value
macFileType	`[APPL]`
macFileCreator	`[NJOR]`
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