A * team of doctors and * announced today that a cure for *-itis[ that * disease which inflicts nearly * percent of all * men[ may soon be found. *-iti
s was * brought back to Earth by the astronauts who first set * on *.] The first symptom is the formation of *[ yellow lumps on the *. The second pha
se is marked by * and *. In the final stages of *-itis the poor * victim is sometimes hot and sometimes *[ with his hands feeling like two * *.] Pleas
e give generously to help these experts cure *-itis[ so that we may * lift our * high and say '*[ we care!'