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"Hi! I'm Mona, what car do you drive ?"
"I take the bus, cars pollute!","An environmentalist, very nice! ","3"
"I got a Porsche and I am proud of it! ","I like Ferrari's. ","0"
"Ford Tempo","Excitement!! With cruise control? ","1"
"I have got a motorcycle.","A bike, my style. ","5"
"I only have a bicycle.","Nerd,how are we going to make out on your bicycle! ","-100"
"I have sort of smashed the last car I had.","A dangerous driver, you should be more careful. ","1"
"Where would you take me on a first date ?"
"A movie and a burger.","Wow, exciting. ","1"
"A romantic French dinner.","Sorry, don't like French food! ","-100"
"A let you decide.","No, imagination what so ever! ","0"
"Shopping! Girls love shopping.","Great idea, if you're paying. ","5"
"To the zoo. ","What for, to see your friends? Just kidding. ","3"
"To the airport.","Yeah, that sounds goood. ","2"
"What's exotic to you ?"
"What's exotic to you?","You'll have to find out! ","1"
"Bathtub of jelly.","Different, I guess! ","2"
"Sex, fully closed.","I must try it! ","5"
"A burger with a banana split. ","I love food too! ","3"
"Sex in a moving airplane. ","Oh no, I get airsick. ","0"
"Sex all the times. ","Is sex all you think about!!! ","-100"
"Is sex a taboo subject for you ? "
"Not at all","Glad to hear it. ","3"
"Depends with who.","I know what you mean. ","2"
"Depends what time it is.","You right, that makes sense. ","4"
"What country are we in?","In doesn't matter. ","-100"
"Yes, it is.","Well, I'll try to change your mind! ","1"
"Sex is only for married people.","A serious man, I like that.","5"
"Do you enjoy a girl teasing you?"
"Depends on the mood I am in.","Oh a moody person. ","1"
"What kind?","It's not mind games, I tell you that. ","3"
"Any time you're ready!","Not, with you buddy!! ","-100"
"If I have nothing to do!","Well, don't do me any favours!! ","0"
"Yes, sure.","You do? Never heard that before. ","1"
"Yes, sometimes it leads places!","That's the intention! ","5"
"What could satisfy you?"
"You could!","I'm very lucky. ","1"
"Certain things.","Please answer my questions!! ","-100"
"Do I really must think about it?","Don't think too hard! ","1"
"A tall cool drink on a hot day.","That's all!! " ,"2"
"Money, power and girls.","Yeah, I love Scarface too! ","5"
"True love.","That's so sweet! ","3"
"What's your most embarrasing moment?"
"Finding no toilet paper when you need it!","Don't you check first!! ","1"
"None of your business.","Well, you have an attitude problem. ","-100"
"Tripping when looking at a nice girl.","Explain, nice to me! ","1"
"Spilling a drink on a date. ","Hey, that happens to me too!! ","4"
"Wearing pants when they rip.","I know what you mean. ","5"
"None of the above.","Never happened to me. ","2"
"Did your dreams ever come true?"
"Yes, they have.","How magical! ","2"
"No, they haven't.","I am sorry, you got to try harder. ","3"
"I'm still thinking","Don't think too hard, you might get tired!! ","1"
"I don't dream at night.","Nerd, I am talking in life!! ","-100"
"Occasionally, but not to their full extent.","Really, me too! ","5"
"Why do you care?","Sorry for asking,it was only a question! ","0"
"I like chocolates, do you like chocolates?"
"No, they're fattening!!","Oh maybe we've something else in common!! ","1"
"Yes, only after dinner.","I'll eat them when I want!! ","0"
"Yes, MR. BIG is my favourite.","Why, does it remind you of somethin you don't have? ","-100"
"White chocolate only.","You must be prejudiced. ","0"
"Only Black thick chocolate.","Uhm, interesting!! " ,"3"
"All kinds, as long as it's sweet.","But, don't eat too much of it!! ","2"
"I am a vegeterian, about you?"
"I respect that, but I don't share the same view","Why not? ","1"
"Me, too. ","Oh, how nice. ","2"
"Are you kidding? I love meat!","I am sure it loves you too! ","-100"
"I eat meat, but I'm very selective!!","Good, I'm picky too. ","1"
"I love my veggies! "," I like them too.! ","4"
"Veggies is my middle name! ","Nice name! I wonder if you are not lying. ","2"
"How do you feel right now? "
"Right now, I feel hot!!","Hot as a pepper! ","2"
"Hey, I watch FONZIE!","Real mature. ","1"
"I'm as cool as the wind!","Where, in the Carabeean? ","0"
"I could dash and dine","You would love that eh! ","3"
"I'm cool cause my collar's up, babe!","I thought you were ready for Halloween! ","1"
"No, it's pretty warm here!","You're a nerd or stupid. ","-100"
"What's the best line you use to pick up girls? "
"Hey babe, you're looking good tonight!","Low class, no imagination. ","1"
"Have sex with me, and I won't bother you again.","Tempting, I have to think about that. ","3"
"You have beautiful eyes, and a great figure!","Not bad,not bad! ","4"
"Don't I know you from somewhere?","Average. ","2"
"I'm sorry, but you look familiar?","What I look like your sister! ","0"
"I have a big nose, and you know what that means.","It means you have a lot of nose-dirt ","-1"
"What's your idea of romance ?"
"A big slice and a pop.","Pizza is for penny spenders! ","1"
"You serenate a song to her, in a real bad voice.","It's the thought that counts. ","3"
"A drive-in movie, do you have a car?","And probably I would have to pay for the movie too! ","0"
"A Shakespeare poem under the stars.","Shakespeare aint' in. ","1"
"A long walk on the beach at night.","So, typical, and I am not a typical girl. ","0"
"A passionate phone call at midnight.","You've been calling to many times 976 lines. ","-1"
"Do you feel women are equal to men?"
"When it comes to paying bills, yeah!","Male, chauvanist! ","-100"
"Equal hairdryer time, sure!","I hope you hair dryer explodes! ","-100"
"I believe in 50% of equal chores.","Think again! ","0"
"Well, looking at anatomy, we're surely not equal.","A funny guy, but get lost now! ","-100"
"Yes, I believe in equal rights.","I don't think you mean it. ","1"
"Well, man's brain is bigger than a woman's brain.","It's quality not quantity. ","3"
"What turns you men on ?"
"Talking to a babe like you.","That's sweet. ","5"
"Tender loving care.","Yeah right! ","1"
"Just doing anything together.","Are you feeling alright? ","1"
"B.Y.O.C. Bring your own condom","Don't leave home without it. ","2"
"Full massage.","Are you serious? ","-100"
"A nude girl on tv.","I know what you mean! ","1"
"Do you respect a woman's brain?"
"If I could pinch her brain, sure!","Pig! ","-100"
"I believe a woman's brain is in her breasts.","And the man in its genitals. Bye,Bye ","-100"
"Isn't the Queen a woman!","That's right! ","2"
"Sure, it's the first thing a I look in a woman.","Yeah right! ","-1"
"No, sorry I don't.","Well, at least you're honest.","3"
"None of the above.","You, don't have an opinion?!. Nerd. ","-1"
"Do you have any secrets, I should know?"
"Yes, but it's personal.","I want to know all your secrets! ","2"
"Yes, I was a king in my previous life.","And I was your queen?" ,"3"
"No, I have no secrets.","If you're not willing to play, don't play! ","-100"
"That's for me to know, and for u to find out!","I guess I'll never get a chance.","-100"
"Yes, I am filthy rich!","Take a bath then.","-100"
"Yes, I am on a secret mission.","Alright, James Bond! Take me with you!","4"
"What cologne are you wearing?"
"It's old spice!","Great smell! NOT!! ","-100"
"It's aqua velva.","I am speechless! ","1"
"It's drakkar.","Don't like it, sorry, but I am very picky! ","-100"
"I'm not wearing any cologne.","That's where the smell is coming from, just kidding.","5"
"Macho man. ","Smells, macho to me! Too bad I don't like machos!","-100"
"I am not sure, if I did put it on.","You're a nerd, maybe I'll change you.","3"
"Are you a big spender?"
"I save pennies.","Wow, a thrifter, I am not impressed! ","-100"
"Yeah, I would treat you to McDonald's","I love McDonald!! ","4"
"Nice wheather, we have today.","Don't try to change, the subject now! ","1"
"I spend so much, I don't have any money. ","Cheapoh!!","-100"
"No comment!","It wasn't a difficult question. ","0"
"Sometimes, when I am with the right company.","What's that, yourself!","0"
"Do you have a present girlfriend?"
"No, I don't","How do I know!","1"
"No, I don't, I have a wife though!","You're a sick man! ","-100"
"I'm still waiting","A romantic person! ","3"
"I have one, nothing serious!","Just one eh!","2"
"I believe love at first sight!","At what ? Everysight!","3"
"I have a few, but always looking for more!","What are you a superstud!","-100"
"What are you thinking?"
"Nothing at all, my mind is blank!","I don't like brainless people! ","-100"
"What are you thinking?","I asked you first, never mind. ","2"
"Lotto numbers.","What numbers, I play too. ","3"
"Is this a video game, or is it real!","What! Is this what u think of me? ","-100"
"I can 't say, but it involves you and me.","A fantasy, I like that. ","5"
"Having sex, with you.","That's funny, keep thinking. ","1"
"Do you dance?"
"Depends with who?","I am sorry, that was a simple question! ","-100"
"If it's rock and roll! Otherwise nope.","I am sorry I like all music. ","1"
"Sure, I do.","Wow, a dancer.","4"
"Don't know how to dance.","Are you shy, I'll teach you. ","5"
"I could dance all night!","Glad to hear it, hope you find a partner. ","-100"
"Any music, any time.","Good, I will call you if I need you. ","3"
"Move closer, I can't see you very well? "
"Is this close enough? "," That's too close! You're scaring me!! ","-100"
"You can't see me, this is a video game!","You have no imagination!","-100"
"I wish I could get closer, but I can't!","I wish that too.","3"
"I like your tone of voice.","Yeah, you sound ok, too.","1"
"Trust me, I see you, and you look good.","Thanks.","2"
"Now, you're talking.","Talking about what?","0"
"If you had a girlfriend, would you cheat on her?"
"Depends on what day it is.","Don't go out with cheaters!! ","-100"
"Depends how much I am respected.","Compared to what! ","0"
"How can you ask!","Well, I am a curious person. ","3"
"I never cheat on my girlfriends.","Funny guy! ","5"
"Never.","Everybody is human, expect you. ","-100"
"I never had a girlfriend.","Oh, a virgin eh! ","3"
"I remember your face, do I know you from somewhere? "
"When?","Sometime ago. ","1"
"Should I remember?","Why not! I am not important?? ","-100"
"It must have been a dream.","A good dream too. ","5"
"From the supermarket?","No, that's no it. ","2"
"At school?","Maybe, that's possible. ","3"
"At the XXX rated video store.","Sorry, I never go there, loser. ","-100"
"How do I look tonight?"
"Terrific!!","Thanks.","2"
"How do I look?","Conceded aren't we? ","0"
"I don't know, like a painting?","The Mona Lisa, I hope. ","3"
"Your hair smells nice!","What about my body?!! ","1"
"You're ugly.","Same to you. ","-100"
"You could look better.","You right, I am not my best tonight. ","4"
"Why did you wink at me?"
"Something to do.","Are you bored, you don't like this video game???","-100"
"There was a fly in my eye.","Sure, sure. ","2"
"Someone's got to do it right!","It's a good signal. ","3"
"It worked didn't it?","I am glad you did! ","5"
"You can't see.","I must be blind, if am talking to you. ","-100"
"Because, you're pretty.","Why didn't you say so. ","0"
"What wish would you like to come true?"
"Win lotso a money.","That would be nice. ","2"
"World peace","Church is just around the corner. ","1"
"I wish to have you.","I am not an object. ","-100"
"I wish to have sex, right now!!","Ok, take your clothes off, and I'll think about it. ","2"
"Travel the galaxies","You've been watching Star Trek, I like Star Trek. ","5"
"Win this game.","Patience, my dear, patience. ","3"
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