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  1. ANSWERIN.ZIP    18741  01-15-94  Answering Machine Messages, A Lot!
  2.                                | (Newest File Date: 07-30-93)
  3. BORED1.ZIP      19015  01-15-94  What to do if your bored.
  4. CLINTCLK.ZIP    42253  01-15-94  Clinton Clock (runs backward).
  5.                                | (Newest File Date: 10-23-93)
  6. DEAD_BAB.ZIP     4509  01-15-94  LOTS of Dead Baby Jokes!
  7.                                | (Newest File Date: 08-07-93)
  8. DECKISMS.ZIP     6898  01-15-94  Lots of Funny DECKISM's, i.e. You know you're
  9.                                | not playing with a full deck when .
  10.                                | (Newest File Date: 08-17-93)
  11. DO_IT_LI.ZIP    20400  01-15-94  Lot's of Do-it-like lines. Like "computer
  12.                                | programmers do it bit-by-bit." etc.
  13.                                | (Newest File Date: 08-11-93)
  14. ELEPHANJ.ZIP    17980  01-15-94  Canonical list of Elephant Jokes.
  15.                                | (Newest File Date: 08-11-93)
  16. FUN10893.ZIP    74859  01-15-94  A collection of humor inlcuding boyfriend
  17.                                | girlfriend jokes, steven wright jokes and
  18.                                | more.
  19.                                | (Newest File Date: 10-12-93)
  20. HUMOR00C.ZIP   203171  01-15-94  Humor Internet List: Collection Of Jokes/Wit.
  21.                                | (Newest File Date: 09-30-93)
  22. HUMOR00D.ZIP   176295  01-15-94  Internet Humor List; Collection Of Jokes,
  23.                                | Etc.
  24.                                | (Newest File Date: 10-09-93)
  25. HUMOR2.ZIP      24365  01-15-94  Humor- including real programers, lawyer
  26.                                | jokes and about 4 others.
  27.                                | (Newest File Date: 10-05-93)
  28. HUMOR3.ZIP      24010  01-15-94  Humor - includes C-programers and others I
  29.                                | think?
  30.                                | (Newest File Date: 09-30-93)
  31. IDIOT2AB.ZIP      875  01-15-94  This is a cute Clinton joke that I heard the
  32.                                | other day. (Newest File Date: 09-10-93)
  33. INSULT2.ZIP      5004  01-15-94  This Is Version 2 Of The Insult Machine A
  34.                                | Shareware Product Of Michaelscott Software.
  35.                                | It Insults You Based On What You Say To It.
  36.                                | (Newest File Date: 08-18-93)
  37. LAUGH14.ZIP     35280  01-15-94  Humorous Text: Yet Another Collection Of
  38.                                | Great Jokes Collected By The Folks At Access
  39.                                | Media BBS (905-825-8653)! Topics Include:
  40.                                | Parrots, Rednecks, Lawyers, Priests,
  41.                                | Ethiopians, Blondes, Real Programmers, Church
  42.                                | Bloopers, Plus Much More!
  43.                                | (Newest File Date: 10-18-93)
  44. LAWJOKES.ZIP    31174  01-15-94  A collection of lawyer jokes.
  45. PL_LITE.ZIP    325666  01-15-94  Another polish package of TSR programs.
  46.                                | Print, type and display on your screen polish
  47.                                | characters.
  48.                                | (Newest File Date: 08-15-93)
  49. RAH9311R.ZIP    45782  01-15-94  Random Access Humor - November 1993 Monthly
  50.                                | electronic humor magazine by and for the
  51.                                | online community. READROOM.TOC version. Free
  52.                                | for non-commercial purposes. Contents: Star
  53.                                | Bored: Deep Node Naive; Echoes From Hell;
  54.                                | Mental Pause; The Big Aussie BBSCON '93;
  55.                                | Comedy and Computing; The 1993 Ig Nobel Prize
  56.                                | Winners; The Twit Filter: The Rules Lawyer; A
  57.                                | Sysop's Phone Bill; Taglines Seen Around the
  58.                                | Nets; RAH Needs A Logo (and you have a chance
  59.                                | to win a modem)!
  60. RUSHCLIN.ZIP      918  01-15-94  This is a cute Clinton joke that I heard the
  61.                                | other day. (Newest File Date: 09-10-93)
  62. TDOS130.ZIP     54032  01-15-94  Dos emulator. Give harsh prompts to friends!
  63.                                | (Newest File Date: 10-11-93)
  64. TOPTENC.ZIP    181493  01-15-94  Late Night With David Letterman Top Ten Lists
  65.                                | June 17, 1987 to June 25, 1993 .
  66. TSPUN13.ZIP      7177  01-15-94  An exercise at writing puns in English by a
  67.                                | non-English speaker Prof. Timo Salmi of the
  68.                                | University of Vaasa, Finland.
  69.                                | (Newest File Date: 10-02-93)
  70. _1LAWYER.ZIP    61708  01-15-94  Lawyer Jokes! Can't swing an expired feline
  71.                                | without hittin' one! Hypertext format with
  72.                                | file export, word search, and user-defined
  73.                                | colors; 08/07/93. (Newest File Date:
  74.                                | 08-07-93).
  75.