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Confuscius Say: 103. "Don't eat yellow snow."

Confuscius Say: 102. "Man who sniff coke, drowns."

Confuscius Say: 101. "Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick."

Confuscius Say: 100. "Man with one chopstick go hungry."

Confuscius Say: 99. "Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit."

Confuscius Say: 98. "Man who fuck turkey eat stuffing."

Confuscius Say: 97. "Man who fuck ugly dog get howled at."

Confuscius Say: 96. "Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die."

Confuscius Say: 95. "Hockey player on ice have big stick."

Confuscius Say: 94. "Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat."

Confuscius Say: 93. "Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat."

Confuscius Say: 92. "Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off."

Confuscius Say: 91. "Man who get paid pick up chick."

Confuscius Say: 90. "Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off."

Confuscius Say: 89. "Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end."

Confuscius Say: 88. "Man who eat pussy do lip service."

Confuscius Say: 87. "Man who fuck pig eat ham."

Confuscius Say: 86. "Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church."

Confuscius Say: 85. "Woman who turn back on lover get fucked over."

Confuscius Say: 84. "Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth."

Confuscius Say: 83. "Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass."

Confuscius Say: 82. "Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."

Confuscius Say: 81. "Man with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts."

Confuscius Say: 80. "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."

Confuscius Say: 79. "Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist."

Confuscius Say: 78. "Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter."

Confuscius Say: 77. "Is good for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl."

Confuscius Say: 76. "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."

Confuscius Say: 75. "Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed."

Confuscius Say: 74. "Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."

Confuscius Say: 73. "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."

Confuscius Say: 72. "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."

Confuscius Say: 71. "Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy."

Confuscius Say: 70. "Virgin like balloon. One prick, all gone."

Confuscius Say: 69. "Man who meows ate pussy!"

Confuscius Say: 68. "Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."

Confuscius Say: 67. "Those who quote me are fools."

Confuscius Say: 66. "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"

Confuscius Say: 65. "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

Confuscius Say: 64. "Work to become, not to acquire."

Confuscius Say: 63. "Show off always shown up in showdown."

Confuscius Say: 62. "Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock."

Confuscius Say: 61. "Man with no legs bums around."

Confuscius Say: 60. "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."

Confuscius Say: 59. "Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."

Confuscius Say: 58. "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."

Confuscius Say: 57. "Find old man in dark, not hard!"

Confuscius Say: 56. "Confucius say too fucking much!"

Confuscius Say: 55. "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."

Confuscius Say: 54. "It is Ok for shit to happen. Shit will decompose."

Confuscius Say: 53. "When in doubt, whip it out."

Confuscius Say: 52. "A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."

Confuscius Say: 51. "Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"

Confuscius Say: 50. "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

Confuscius Say: 49. "Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."

Confuscius Say: 48. "Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."

Confuscius Say: 47. "Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."

Confuscius Say: 46. "Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit."

Confuscius Say: 45. "Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more."

Confuscius Say: 44. "Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy."

Confuscius Say: 43. "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."

Confuscius Say: 42. "No difference between man and mouse. Both end up in pussy."

Confuscius Say: 41. "Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."

Confuscius Say: 40. "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."

Confuscius Say: 39. "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."

Confuscius Say: 38. "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."

Confuscius Say: 37. "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

Confuscius Say: 36. "If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."

Confuscius Say: 35. "Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!"

Confuscius Say: 34. "House without toilet is uncanny."

Confuscius Say: 33. "Many men smoke but Fu Manchu."

Confuscius Say: 32. "He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."

Confuscius Say: 31. "While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding."

Confuscius Say: 30. "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"

Confuscius Say: 29. "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"

Confuscius Say: 28. "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

Confuscius Say: 27. "Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."

Confuscius Say: 26. "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."

Confuscius Say: 25. "Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow."

Confuscius Say: 24. "Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth."

Confuscius Say: 23. "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."

Confuscius Say: 22. "Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring."

Confuscius Say: 21. "Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky."

Confuscius Say: 20. "Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money."

Confuscius Say: 19. "Wife for life is better than wife for strife."

Confuscius Say: 18. "Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink."

Confuscius Say: 17. "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"

Confuscius Say: 16. "Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town!"

Confuscius Say: 15. "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"

Confuscius Say: 14. "Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crackey!"

Confuscius Say: 13. "Rape no good. Woman run faster with dress up, than man can with pants down."

Confuscius Say: 12. "Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand."

Confuscius Say: 11. "Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it."

Confuscius Say: 10. "All blonde not blonde by cracky."

Confuscius Say: 9. "Man who sit on tack get point!"

Confuscius Say: 8. "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"

Confuscius Say: 7. "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"

Confuscius Say: 6. "Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key!"

Confuscius Say: 5. "Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up!"

Confuscius Say: 4. "Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!"

Confuscius Say: 3. "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"

Confuscius Say: 2. "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!"

Confuscius Say: 1. "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!"