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- Call Any Vegetable
-
- (Cheesey, Cheesey)
- (This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular
- They're real good for yo)
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- Call any vegetable Call it by name
- Call one today When you get off the train
- Call any vegetable And the chances are good
- Aw, The vegetable will respond to you
-
- (Some people don't go for prunes...I
- don't know, I've always found that if they...)
- Call any vegetable Pick up your phone
- Think of a vegetable Lonely at home
- Call any vegetable And the chances are good
- That a vegetable will *respond* to you
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- Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
- Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
- Rutabay-y-y-y...
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- (A prune isn't really a vegetable...
- CABBAGE is a vegetable...)
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- No one will know
- If you don't want to let them know
- No one will know
- 'Less it's you that might tell them so
- Call and they'll come to you
- Covered with dew
- Vegetables dream, Of responding to you
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- Standing there shiny and proud by your side
- Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
- Why is a vegetable something to hide?