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- St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
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- Yes indeed
- Here we are
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- At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- Where I stole the margarine
- And wheedled on the Bingo cards
- And blew up the latrine
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- I saw a handsome parish lady
- Make her entrance like a queen
- While she was totally in chenille
- And her old man was a Marine
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- As she abused the sausage pattie
- And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
- At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
- Where I stole the margarine
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- St. Alfonzo
- St. Alfonzo
- St. Alfonzo)*