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- Dec 11, 1989
- 10:33 am
- Q&A WRITE -- B. Emerald
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- T H E B O V I N E E P I C O F C R E A T I O N
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- The venerable Book of Cow immortalized Bovinia-- that
- placid nirvana of the Second Age. This humble Script
- is meant to tie the loose philosophical threads of
- The Beginning.
- This is the Epic of Cow, of Life itself...
- >>> A CULT Publication by High Priest and Scribe, F. Gibe <<<
- -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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- The 1st Stanza is by Robert Graves, minister to Cow in spirit if not in fact.
- An Ancient Saga tells us how
- in the Beginning the First Cow
- (for nothing living yet had birth
- but elemental Cow on earth)
- began to lick cold stones and mud:
- Under her warm tongue flesh and blood
- blossomed, a miracle to believe;
- And so was born Adam, and Eve.
- Here now is chaos once again,
- Primeval mud, cold stones and rain.
- Here flesh decays and blood drips red,
- And the Cow's dead, the Old Cow's dead.
- Lo! The Saga thus is told
- of how the earth grew dull and cold
- And how the Second Cow begot
- The children of toilsome lot:
- to roam the earth their single task,
- to preach of Cow, and Cow the mask,
- Until the orient should see
- the rising sun -- eternity.
- The children of a Lesser Cow
- wove the earth from then till now
- with silken fibre-threads aglow,
- from highest high to lowest low.
- A race of wordless prophets was;
- Redeem the world! And cow their cause;
- Forth to march upon the land
- of sulfur mists and ashen sand.
- Sigh deeply, lost and last of Cow,
- Till the earth with Bovine plough;
- Sow the seeds that soon shall be
- a fecund vine-- Bovinity.
- Dominions, powers, kingdoms bow!
- Bovinia rule: reign now, oh Cow.
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- (c)1987 cDc communications by Franken Gibe
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