Transcription: See? I told you it was snazzy. I'll bet that's more snaz that you know what to do with. Now if by snaz you mean really stupid looking video, yeah, this game's gotten more than enough. This intro sets the stage for the game, which takes place in the bleak near future. Oh boy. It's the corporations against the rebels, and they're both armed with big robots that look like they're straight out of some cheapo Japanese stop motion flick it never got released.
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