Transcription: I've just gotta mention the dual cockpit system. Ooh, that was very pointless. Go for it. Well, your robot has two cockpits. An upper one for navigation and a lower one for combat. According to the manual, the lower one has more information. Now take a look. Hmm. One front view screen, one multi-function readout. They're the same, Jim. Talk about a waste o' time. Okay, I will. But a different one. The joystick control for Iron Assault supports one button, and that's it. You can fire with a joystick, but the stick itself is useless. All your movement and other stuff still have to go through the ...
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