Labels:text | screenshot | graphic design | graphics | colorfulness OCR: Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages ... step right up and read the world famous, self-referencing ONELINER STORIES OF THE SCREAMING TOMATO! ......... ...... There once was a lady from who's body was shpaed like a ...... blueberry pie. In fact, she WAS a blueberry pie! She woke up one morning to find that someone had eaten her! "ouch" she said. for being eaten when one isn't conscious is ticklish. she laughed and giggled, but then noticed she was getting fucked doggy style ? what a "poochie" predicament like bunnicula, who sucks on a tomato and turns it white. suddenly, the president walked into One Liners compiled by Cthulu
