If you listen to the corporations in their own words, you can see right through their lies and half-truths. But it is easy to modify their slogans to more accurately depict their true value. For instance:
Beef, it's what's for dinner.
Beef, it's what's still in ya.
Saab: find your own road.
Saab: find your own road, this one is full.
Visa, it's everywhere you want to be.
Visa, it's everywhere.
Nike's new slogan, P.L.A.Y.
(Participate in the Lives of American Youth)
(Participate in the Lies about Asian Youth)
Budweiser: The King of Beers.
Budweiser: The King.
Mastercard: The Future of Money.
YesMaster Card: The Future.
Try it! It is good fun, and so easy!
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