About Me

. [ About Me ] .

!! YOU WILL NOT FIND MY PHOTO HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO LIVE TILL MY NEXT BIRTHDAY !!

A great deal of time has gone into making this site compatible with all monitor types (14" 256 colour +). I have a 17" monitor so I cant really tell how it will be. Please mail me if there are any problems with the set-out of the site. The graphics may not fit onto your screen though.... I cant afford to lose quality. sorry. If you have ANY problems with this site please mail me... I will do my best to rectify any problems. If I have somewhere broken a rule of society or democratically injured your beliefs or religion mail me. I will do my best to cater/adjust the site for your needs (Unless you want me to turn it into a P0RN0 site, in which case I can't help you). Contributions to any area are also welcome!

Usually be on IRC effnet #cracking, #pakistan & #partyhouse known as ROMEO or DEMON.
I want to believe that anything is possible.
I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, and kind words, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.
I hate plagiarism.
I hate East Birmingham College.
I hate my Secondary School.
I loved my College years.
I love real computing.
I think making websites is a time consuming process.
I don't believe in waking up early.
I believe, the more you complain, the longer God makes you live!
I HATE large phone bills!
I wanna quit smoking (without any effort).

No, I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it...

My Education:

The old GCSE Days:

GCSE Electronics (Native)	By far my favorite subject in the GCSE days. At this time I wanted to be an Electronics Engineer (heh). Electronics had concept's and techniques which were both interesting & challenging. Although help from my teacher was rather limited, I still managed to achieve the top grade (heh).
GCSE Science (Dual) Award	A good set of subjects to try to make your mind as Looney as possible. Chemistry was a joke, Biology was a fantasy, but Physics seemed OK. The subject(s) tried their best to twist the minds of individuals, but I took none of it!
GCSE English (Lang & Lit)	As English not being my mother language, I found great difficulty in this subject during my GCSE days. Especially when you are studying "Animal Farm" and "An Inspector Calls" as actual text for your final exam! (a big kick to my stupid teacher!). The result of this subject was rather "D"issapointing.
GCSE Math's	Before I talk about Math's, I would like to give a big kick to my teacher! I hate Math's, and having a teacher that doesn't like you is rather like lighting a fag under the water. My coursework however was all copied from books (heh), and a gained a good grade. (heh)

Tips for GCSE: Don't revise, you'll pass! Trust me, they are NOT the most important exams of your life (as they say).

My College Days:

GCSE English Re-Take	I attended 10% of the lessons. My language skills, by this time had improved quite a bit, so I su"c"cessfully completed the course.
A-Level Computing (Native)	I would like to say that I had the best teacher in the world for A-Level Computing. The subject was layed out in easily understandable steps. It was taught in such a way that my notes only consisted of top-class material only. The lessons were interactive and informative. This immediately changed my career plans to be something computer related. It was taught in such a was that the exams seemed to be very simplistic. On average I completed an exam paper in 1/2 the allocated time. Attendance here was about 80%.... Slackened of during end of 2 years...
A-Level Physics	Physics..... sigh..... Physics is sometimes the most boring subject that can ever be encountered by a human being living on earth. The aim of this subject is to teach you stuff that never applies in the real world. All the knowledge you absorb in this subject will just make you fatter. Yeah.... Like I'm falling of a building, I take out my Physics notes and calculate that "Yep.... I have reached terminal velocity.... I should hit the ground in precisely 2 seconds! heh!" Attendance here was about 60%.... Slackened off (a lot) during end of 2 years...
A/S Level Media Studies	First of all I'd like to clear that I think New Jack City IS THE MOST BORING FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN! obviously this fact was hidden in my examinations, else at this time I would not be at UNI, I would be doing re-takes (or be at UCE, heh!). New Jack City is a boring film that we are forced to choose along with some other similarly boring titles. I fell asleep when watching it (x2). It is packed with rubbish and stupid unrealistic action. God, its even worse that the typical Indian film. well... maybe not that bad, but ya get my point. I don't hate piracy that much (although my c/w indicated otherwise). The subject was OK and I enjoyed it overall, although my storyboard was crap! Attendance here was about 80%.... When I 1st started Media Studies, my attendance was about 30%. I was sent a letter home (which I rather cleverly intercepted & destroyed), after this my attendance shot to nearly 100%. ...... By the way, I was looking at a marked essay of mine and it said that there was no such word as "reiterate"? ---- Madam Ambler?

Tips for A-Level: If you think you know it all or can't wake up in the morning (after 1% effort), forget about attending the lesson. If the subject interests you, then study it inside out, else drop it (like I dropped A-Level Math's). Keep a good relationship with your teachers (so they don't send letters home). Try to stay on top of the subject, or really if it is your native subject, on top of the class/year group! Never let other students beat you in your mother subject. Establish your goals during the second year... Calculate on average how much you need to work to achieve your grades (depends on your past modules, if modular course, duh), then either drop the gear or pull your sock's up (I recommend dropping your gear and pulling up onto the hard-shoulder for Physics students). All the information that you need for your subject is in books.... Find the syllabus on the internet (Search via board name), study past papers, and chill out. Note: if your doing A-Level Computing, be sure to download all my stuff off the Computing Section! If you are doing Media Studies, then Photoshop stuff (& links) can be found on my Photoshop Section. If you are doing Physics and are looking for something then I advise you... Please get a life... This should be available to download here.

I am living proof that the above works. I have never studied something forcefully that I don't like a lot (except Physics).... Some subjects are not made for you (Except Computing, which is made for all). Distinguish them and drop them!

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed...