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It's an all too familiar sensation. You're sitting at the dining room table with your wife and family, eating a nice rare roast beef carefully prepared by your loving life companion, with mashed potatoes and broccoli on the side and a tasty dessert waiting in the wings of the kitchen, listening to your 6-year old talk about her latest school construction-paper project, when suddenly you look down, and instead of that familiar easy chair and old Rover sleeping by your side, you find yourself hurtling over the lush green jungles of Kenya, teeming with antelope, bison and other wild game. To your right, two vultures feast on the festering carcass of a decaying zebra. To you left jungle warriors with blowguns bring down a might anaconda. And you're there!
Just as suddenly, you look down and see hundreds upon thousands of simple Asian folk, leisurely pedaling their bicycles towards worker factories in Mao's China. You can smell the sickly sweet scent of rice paddies and hear the rustling of the plain woven cloth on the worker's tired backs. You feel as though you could reach out and touch them, stroke their hair, perhaps fondle a pert, upturned breast or firmly clench a supple, teasingly inviting yellow buttock. You reach out---and end up with a gushy handful of buttered mashed potatoes.
Sound familiar? It's what we at Hillhouse Investigations call and Out of Body Experience. It goes by many names in many cultures -- Astral Projection, Kutra Hanji, Insanity -- whatever the term, we at Hillhouse know how bizarre, erotic and ultimately disconcerting such experiences can be.
Some of our clients talk to being transported from important business meetings to locust-ridden cornfields in Iowa; others comment of hovering over themselves while in surgery -- even when their corporeal bodies are nowhere near a hospital!
Hillhouse can help. Whether you want to stop these occurrences, or enhance them, whether you want to delve deeper into the hidden mysteries of human experience or bury your psychic abilities in a cold black box six feet under the earth -- Hillhouse has the experience, the dedication, and the cool corporate cunning and intestinal wherewithal to get you out of the ethereal void and back into that Lazy Boy where you belong -- and we'll even throw in the channel changer.
Call Hillhouse today!