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Subject: alt.romance "FAQ" (part 2 of 2) [posted monthly]
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From: PAISLEY@auvm.american.edu -----------------------------------------------
Subject: Dating skills for women
[...]
Again, I'm not working from any kind of list, but here's my input
from a guy's point of view--these are the things I would like to
expect from a date:
1. Appreciate your date. Remember that he asked you out because he likes
you, and wants to get to know you better. And you probably think roughly
the same of him or you wouldn't have agreed to go out with him. Keep this
in mind.
2. Since one of the reasons he asked you out was to get to know you better,
LET HIM. The most frustrating date I ever had was when, after the date, I
didn't know any more about the girl or how she felt about me. On a date,
let some of yourself out. You don't have to tell him your life story, but
some insight into who you are would really be nice.
3. Remember his feelings. Hopefully, he has given some thought to make the
date something you will enjoy, but if he hasn't, don't let that ruin things
automatically. First of all, he may just be uncreative. Or, you might just
find out that it wasn't as bad as you originally thought.
4. Be understanding. Chances are, he is just as nervous as you are, and so
he may say or do some really stupid things. Try to be patient, unless he
REALLY screws up.
5. All the ideas about making your date feel special still apply. Look
at him when you talk, listen to what he says, make him feel like he really
matters to you.
6. Remember your manners. Again, this sounds really silly, but little things
like saying thank-you for dinner mean a lot. Well, it's not so much that
they mean a lot, but THEIR OMISSION means a hell of a lot, and in a bad way.
There is not much worse that to take all the time, money and effort to take
someone out and not even get a thank-you out of it. It's so little and it can
mean so much.
Well, that's all I can think of right now, just try to remember these, along
with basic common sense, and above all else, ENJOY YOURSELF!!!!
From: userisra@mts.ucs.ualberta.ca (Mark Israel) ------------------------------
Subject: Dating skills for women
1. Be on time. Unpunctuality is a fault with *no* redeeming features.
(However, if your date is late, don't let it spoil the evening --
remain pleasant!)
2. Wear something that makes you feel pretty -- an outfit that's proved
itself, with comfortable shoes.
3. Tell yourself you're not nervous, just excited.
4. Read a newspaper or watch a news program that day so you'll have
something to talk about and sound as if you know what's happening in
the world.
5. If you can begin with the exchange of warm relaxed smiles, you have
a lot going for you.
6. Be open -- to him, his plans, and the shape the evening takes.
7. Use every opportunity to be observant, sensitive, perceptive, and
appreciative of what your date does or may have done.
8. If something embarrassing happens, "confess" so that you can both
laugh over it.
9. If you're having a good time, let him know it.
10. Call him because you've just heard something that he'd love to know
about, a joke on a favourite subject, or a piece of news relating to
one of his heroes. He will feel that you two are really on the same
beam, and it will encourage him to think of you when *he* has news
he wants to share with someone.
11. Be busy. Projects of your own make for much more interesting
discussion than last night's TV program.
12. Caring about each other more than petty victories is the essence of
positive loving. Equality is not measured by a single act.
From: jed189@ecs.soton.ac.uk (JE Dixon) ---------------------------------------
Subject: Dating skills for men
1) Don't lie. Never lie. NEVER. Its OK for one night. You lie thru
your teeth to be interesting. Great ! You get the second date. Now you
have to be consistent with all the lies you told on your first date.
Tricky. Five dates later you have to revise for two days before each
date.
2) Don't pretend to be someone you're not. Your date might like this
other person. She'll call this other person, she'll come to see this
other person, she might even sleep with this other person. But when
she says F*** YOU, she'll be saying it to you not the other person.
3) Never surprise your date with a movie, meal etc on the first date.
Not until you've got some vague idea of her likes and dislikes.
Putting a poor unsuspecting girl thru 'Meatslayer And The Wartoids
From The Planet SoftPorn' is not a good idea.
4) A sense of humour (refined if possible) is your best ally. Women
like someone that makes them laugh.
5) Clean nails. VITAL.
6) Don't lie to anyone else about the date and what happened. It
always goes horribly wrong.
ADVANCED TIPS:
7) Never take your pants off before your socks.
8) Roll over, go to sleep. WRONG. Cuddle, kiss, roll over, go to
sleep. RIGHT.
Practice makes slightly better, but never perfect.
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince(ss).
Good Luck!
From: mars@eddie.mit.edu (Anita Hsiung) ---------------------------------------
Subject: First dates
josh@viewlogic.com (Josh Marantz) writes:
>Do other people have a great deal of trouble with first dates, or is
>it just me? I seem to have problems getting some sort of spark going
>over dinner, even though the conversation is usually pretty good.
I usually have fantastic first dates. (After that, they become
normal.) First of all, by definition, first dates are when you are
excited, interested in getting to know the other person, your hormones
are working overtime, your adrenalin is pumping. It's almost, but not
quite, like opening night of your show, but that's another matter.
Anyway, first dates, I "test" my date on body language (I love reading
on that stuff and trying things out on people), you know, how you
"divide" the table up, is the other person as nervous as you are, what
kind of impression are you giving, all in good fun, of course!
There's always lots to talk about, after all, you don't really know
anything about the other person. What do they do? Personal hobbies?
Do they sing in their car? Anything's fair game!
>What do you think is a good first date activity? Maybe at dinner
>there's too much pressure on intelligent conversation, and there
>should be more of an emphasis on distraction?
Dinner is great! There is nothing like face-to-face to gauge a
potential SO. After all, you may be spending a lot of time talking to
this person, and you want to know how you react to each other. You
already know how people react at movies or fairs or other impersonal
stuff like that. But, pressure. I hate it, but I thrive on it!
>While I'm at it, how do people tend to meet their dates?
Well, when you're out of school, it's work, clients (make sure he/she
isn't in charge of your contract!), things you do after work (theatre,
volunteer work), NetNews, old high school chums' parties.
-- Anita --
From: mars@eddie.mit.edu (Anita Hsiung) ---------------------------------------
Subject: First dates
angelok@misg.csd.harris.com (Angelo the Postmaster ) writes:
> As far as body language goes... are you looking for an "OUCH"
> or a "AHH" when you pinch him? *smile*
Actually, to tell the truth, SHOULDERS. Y'know, when you're walking
along and you're not at the hand-holding stage, you kind of bump
shoulders and see how he reacts. Or if you're sitting down together
at a comedy club or a movie, again, you touch shoulders. There's a
whole world of language with them body parts! You can do a touch-n-go
with the shoulder, a longer caress, a friendly contact when he's
explaining a joke that went over your head, almost snuggling into his
shoulder when you lean over to ask him a question...
-- Anita --
From: chrisc@pro-nbs.acme.fred.org (Chris Carstens) ---------------------------
Subject: First Date Ideas (summary of replies to a survey)
[...] This is 1992. What is a fun thing to do on a first date? Is it
still dinner and a movie, or are there other things that work well?
[...]
In the fitness spirit...anything outdoors is good. Taking a walk, or
cycling. You can get to know someone without having to focus 100% on them.
Sometimes the complete focus is uncomfortable.
-- Teresa
Okay, here's a few:
Bowling. Asked her outta the blue. Little did I know she was a SERIOUS
bowler, and really beat me bad. I work with her, so asking her wasn't a
problem. Patching up my male ego afterwards was, however.. :)
Horseback Riding. Happens I asked her out for a movie. She has horses,
wanted to go riding instead. I hadn't ridden in years, so we took it easy.
Then, my horse acted up, and threw me...being injury prone, I should have
expected it! The sympathy was nice, though I could have done without the
pain..:)..we are still going out regularly, riding in addition to more
"Traditional" dates, like movies. I guess a "memorable date" like this
one tends to help cement a relationship...it has been several months now.
Dancing in Strange Places. I was eating dinner alone a few years back, it
was late and I was the only person in my end of the restaurant. My waitress
was very nice, very pretty, very funny. Since I was her only customer, we
talked a lot through the course of the evening. The everplaying tape they
use in restaurants had another song come on, and I asked her to dance.
She blushed prettily, we danced for a short time. I hung around until she
got off work (I ate more that night than I have in my life, just so I
didn't have to leave) and we went driving around. Dated her for over a
year.
Redneck! The Official Lumberjack
and Woodgatherer of the RFA
My vote goes for lighting up the barbeque, doing up a rack of ribs and sitting
on the porch playing guitar after the sun sets. But that's just me - I'm
looking for the woman who wants to do the same!
- Pat
Well, I'm a college student and Ice Skating seems to be a pretty big
option, next to dinner and a movie.
Erich
I find miniature golf tobe a great first date, and evening at the symphony
& dinner to be good, an afternoon at Kennywood or the conservancy also
works well.
John
What are fun things to do on a first date? Well, it seems to
me that the key ingredients are 1) Something enjoyable (fun
as you say) for both people, and 2) Something where both people
will have the largest possible chance to talk and get to know
each other.
Exactly what is best depends, I think, on the circumstances
* How the people met, and
* What their interests are
I also think the word 'date' has to be thought about very carefully.
Does it refer to *any* occasion where two people decide to do something
together, or does it have the stronger connotation of a get-together
in circumstances of 'courting' or 'actively looking for an so' (for one
or both people).
Some specific points in answer to your question:
1) Dinner and a movie still works well, but it works a lot better
if you know the other person beforehand (i.e. s/he is a casual
acquaintance, co-worker, person you met in a group activity etc.).
If you are on a blind or near-blind first date, I have found dinner
alone to be best -- you can sit and talk and then perhaps decide
what to do on the second date.
One big risk with movies is compatibility of interests. I will
go to just about anything that gets a reasonable critical review,
but I have too-often found that women I have dated have had a much
narrower tolerance. A first date movie where there is a lot of violence
or sexual explicitness can make things uneasy.
2) Looking back the only things I have done on *first* dates were
* Simply dropping by to have some tea (I think this counts as a date -
we stayed and chatted for hours)
* Meeting at a cafe & nothing more (once)
* Dinner only (several times)
* Dinner & movie & talking afterwards in the car or at her place
(several times)
* Dinner followed by a play (several times)
* Going skiiing, followed by a mid-afternoon lunch (once)
* Going to a formal *do* (once)
* Going to help out at a soup kitchen! (once)
3) Some of the funnest dates (non-first) I have been on were:
* Going to an exhibition, then going out to eat, then going
to my place to watch some TV, then doing more talking. The
key here was that we were able to communicate all the time
(discussing the exhibit, second-guessing what was happening
on TV). At a movie you can enjoy yourself, but you can
enjoy yourself just as well alone.
* Driving to an area of natural beauty, stopping off along the
way to check out the goings on in several small towns.
Stopping at a cafe on the way back and exploring some
backroads.
I think that activities like these could have been used as first
dates too).
- Tim
--
my first date with my wife: we went to hear a couple of reggae bands.
we both enjoyed it. i knew the next day that I was going to marry her.
that was five years ago next month, so it may not apply to 92. also,
we were late 20s. can't get any better than that!
-- clint
1. Race cars at Malibu Grand Prix.
2. Shooting range.
3. Video arcade.
4. Cooking dinner together.
5. Going to a "coffee house".
Then there is the "California version".
1. Tatoos.
2. Piercings.
3. Activist rally.
Tee hee. Only kidding!
rf
a racquetball game!!! people (specially women) these days are a little
apprehensive about dinner and movie on a first date. doing something in
the gym, one can be himself/herself and not have to pretend to be
someone else. i've met a lot of women this way. if the game is fun, i
usually invite her to a soda afterwards or if i really like her i
squeeze fresh oranges for her.
bip
One of the first things my current SO and did after having a lunch or two
is go to a boat show during a Sunday afternoon. It was really fun and
there was no preassure. We spent almost the whole day together at the boat
show and walking downtown.
barry
I always like the walk by a lake or river approach. Simple, romantic,
non-threatining. the movie/dinner idea still works but here (York, PA)
dinner is 10-15 (for fast food) 25+ for real food and a movie runs
5.50 each plus the popcorn ($4), and soda ($3)
hope this helps..
Jamie
You might think I am a little young to offer advice(21) but I have some
ideas. I thinking dinner is part of a good first date but what happens
after that is up to the people. I have gone dancing which is my absolute
favorite because it gives you a chance to get to know the person. I have
also gone to a musical, minature golfing, go carting, walks, going
somewhere and cuddling and, of course seeing a movie. I hope I have given
you some good responses.
mike
Picnics, on a beach or in a park ( preferably near the water ), are
always fun. Skiing is also an idea.
Dan "Fish" McMillen
My wife and I went out to eat after church for our first date. Later
that day we went to a Christian rock concert (Greg X. Volz) with mutual
friends. We had a REALLY enjoyable time. It was very relaxed, with no
pressure what so ever. We both think that the first few dates are more
enjoyable and relaxed when you are with mutual friends.
Andy & Deb
A picnic is still one of the best first (or subsequent) dates.
You look at each other and talk in a very non-threatening en-
vironment, there's lots to observe, no distractions unless you
want them to be distracting, no pressure on either for decisions
or actions they're not ready for or don't want at all with the
other person. Even ants can't ruin a good picnic.
BDW
I met my boyfriend through the personals. I placed an "ad" on alt.personals
in the newsgroups and he responded. About 250 guys responded to that one
ad. Steve, my boyfriend, and I talked constantly on the computer..than he
flew down to see me. He lives in Illinois and I live in North Carolina.
Since then, we have seen each other as much as possible, he has applied to
transfer schools to be with me, and we are always on the computer with each
other as much as possible. Also the phone when we can afford it. If he
gets accepted to attend school with me, we have tentively made plans to get
married this summer.
Lisa
That's one thing that really bothers me. These days, date seems to be a
four-letter word (meaning foul). There are too many hopes IMHO pinned on
going out with someone. A first date is just a meeting...expectations of
happily ever after don't belong.
Teresa
#9# Sensitivity training: @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,--
From: jad@atux01.att.com (Jessica Danielson) ----------------------------------
This article was built from responses from members of alt.romance
in response to my request for "sensitivity training." I have tried
to organize the responses and have also attempted to summarize.
[...]
WHAT IS SENSITIVITY?
Respondents' outlook on what sensitivity is varied considerably.
Some believed that sensitivity is in fact a sort of native talent.
I think it has a lot to do with personality traits that
you are born with. Some of my friends really do care
for people, but have a hard time "reading" them.
Others believed that sensitivity is something which is not so much
developed, as allowed to exist.
It's called "empathy", and it's a trait that isn't so
much developed as allowed to exist. Many things in our
modern world tend to cause us to believe that we
shouldn't empathize.
WHAT CAUSES INSENSITIVITY?
What is responsible for sensitivity problems? Respondents felt
that problems might be associated with self-absorbtion.
Well, I have this problem; it comes from being so wound
up with my own problems that I don't "have time" for
others. Don't know if this is your sticking point, but,
if it is, it shows in the tension you project. Semi-
silly idea: ask a friend to unobtrusively follow you
around with a camcorder and take candid shots of you in
public. This would probably be very difficult to
implement (too much "camera awareness"), but you could
really see how you present yourself to others. I've
already found that I've acted inconsistent in cases
where I told myself I wanted to pay attention to someone
I could care less about, and it showed. *sigh*
A lack of self-honesty was also blamed.
Playing games with oneself will surely cause problems in
dealing with others.
BE PREPARED!
Keeping an open mind prepares you to be sensitive to others.
... I find that keeping a VERY open mind helps. You
have to always be on your toes, trying to relate to what
the person is saying, even though you may not have
experienced what they have.
SENSITIVITY AS A SKILL
Most respondents believed that sensitivity to others could be developed.
Some people DO have this ability, but most just fake it.
It comes with experience...
People learn from their experiences, and make
judgements based upon these. If certain behaviour
results in favourable responses, we tend to repeat it.
Given unfavourable responses, we tend not to repeat it
(at least, not very often). So any sense of
"prediction" is mainly the application of past
experience.
LISTENING
One frequently discussed "technique" was listening.
The trick (for me, at least) was to listen more
carefully to people. I used to be caught up in a little
world of my own, and when I'd hear a key word that
related to something that was in my little world, then
I'd jump in the conversation.
Suggestions for effective listening techniques were made.
My best advise is that listening is an interactive
activity. As you learn how to communicate immediacy,
the rest begins to come more and more easily. For
example, as you are listening to someone, try to
understand not just what they are saying, but why they
are saying it. Then, as you start to guess, ask
questions which indicate an interest not just in the
what, but the why. You will probably be wrong most of
the time, but by asking, you don't have to guess.
The other person can tell you if you understand or not.
It takes some practice, but it is well worth it!
HOW TO LISTEN
Look directly at the other person. Don't look away at
other things, no matter how distracting.
Nod in agreement occasionally -- if nothing else, this
will keep the other person talking -- better still to do
it at the right places.
Completely refrain from trying to insert a comment of
your own. (I have trouble with this, and tend to
trample conversations, because if I don't say it
I'll forget what I want to say in trying to listen to
the rest of the conversation).
Lean towards the other person just a little (too much
can look confrontational).
These things will convince the other person that you're
listening. As long as you stay focused on him/her and
don't try to butt in, you'll be able to listen and
really hear what they're saying. "'Tis better to be
silent and thought a fool than to open one's mouth
and remove all doubt." Waiting till the other person
finishes is polite and it gives you time to compose an
answer, rather than blurt out something.
Listen -- listen very carefully, look into their eyes,
don't let outside things interrupt your concentration on
what they are saying. If you don't understand exactly
what they said ask questions and get them to go over
things. Summarise what they have told you. Don't always
offer advice -- it's not always wanted -- often a
sympathetic ear is just enough. The important thing is
to show the other person that you are willing to drop
all outside distractions and to focus on their needs for
a while -- to show you care for them and they will like
wise return the favour when needed.
Another suggestion was to literally take notes, whenever practicable.
This was also recommended as it tends to build up the mental
note-taking habit.
NON-VERBAL COMMUNICATION
Acquiring an understanding of non-verbal communication was recommended.
People say so much, their gestures, looks, and body
language in general. Even the way they build sentences
is different when they are happy or sad. Sometimes it
is obvious, sometimes you have to know them for a while.
That's one part of it. The other is using this
information.
Touch was suggested as a way of "testing the waters."
There's a good way to know if someone is ready for your
friendship. Find an excuse and touch their hand. You
can lie and you can keep your face calm, but few people
can stand a touch from someone they don't like.
Looking at the way people are acting gives an indication of
their feelings, too.
I've also found that watching people helps. If I have
known someone for a long period of time and watch how
they behave, then eventually if they start doing things
that are "out of character", I'm better at picking that up.
DEVELOPING TRUST AND ENCOURAGING OPENNESS
Getting the other person to feel comfortable with you is a
critical need. This is your responsibility!
Most people are more open than one may think, if they
feel comfortable with it, so you have to give them that feeling.
Trust is the key to openness.
The major word is trust. Once you've won someone's
trust and respect they open to you. But a trust is easy
to loose too. And if you loose someone's trust you can
never get it back.
Asking questions was heavily recommended for getting people
to open up, even when on uncertain ground.
When you know SOMETHING is wrong, but have no idea what,
bluff. Ask leading questions, like you know something
already, but {be subtle}.
Ask people about themselves. If someone finds out that
you are actually interested in THEM, it is amazing how
they will respond. You can ask questions about their
family, about their work/school, or about everyday
things, i.e., "Did anything exciting happen today/this
week?' (and follow up -- the standard response is "no"-
I usually say "C'mon, surely SOMETHING interesting happened.")
It was pointed out that it is critical to listen BEFORE asking questions,
and to consider the impact of the question on the person asked.
At first, don't ask and just listen. Never ask if you
at their place wouldn't like the question.
Be open yourself. Let people know how YOU feel.
Basically if you want to show people that you're
sensitive to have to open yourself up to them as well.
Remember, NEVER assume anything. Sure, you can guess,
but remember that you are only guessing. The main
point, though, is to tell the other person how YOU
feel...
'You seem to be nervous... Are you?'
'You still seem to be upset, and that bothers me....'
'You know, I love it when you smile at me that way....'
'I really appreciate it when you do things like this....'
'That was really fun! I'd like to do that again!'
The 'mind-readers' just voice their concerns and
thoughts, that's all. Try it. With some practice,
you'll become quite adept at it....
Advise on encouraging trust included sharing your own "secrets".
As for getting people to opening up - share activities
with them, get to know them better, most importantly,
share your feelings too.
Real concern helps too, as does a willingness to help out.
Best advice I know of is to honestly care about other
people. Then you can pick up their "vibes" almost
naturally (since you care, you pay attention to what
they like and dislike, and become aware of these things).
Be friendly, honest, and open, and you will develop the
friendships you want. Be consistent, so that people can
see you can be trusted, and they will begin to open up.
Above all, be there when your friends need you.
USING YOUR OWN FEELINGS
Understanding the causes of unconfortable feelings in yourself
is helpful in understanding others, even if it means confronting
unpleasant realities about yourself.
That's exactly the way how it works. If you get that
[uncomfortable] feeling, try to find out what initiates
it. Of course, it means thinking more about people. It
helps a lot to talk with a really close friend about it.
When you get that feeling while talking to him/her.
Most people I have met who have this capability (if you
like to describe it that way), think it is based on
rational understanding your own feelings. The results
are not always nice, because nobody is perfect. I mean,
nobody likes to think about his bad properties, but
doing so is the consequence. Once you started it, you
can't run away.
SOME OTHER VALUABLE THINGS TO REMEMBER
Be open, yourself, and remember that
1) Everybody is entitled to their feelings, no matter
how illogical they are;
2) There is no such thing as 'blame'... Everybody
involved is equally at fault;
3) Don't attack, but express -- Not 'You did
this/that,' but 'I feel this/that';
4) Don't leave a problem unresolved -- it will just get
worse with time;
5) Nobody's perfect -- not even you....
[...]
#A# Back rubs and massages: @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}--
If you want to know more about back rubs and massages read the FAQ file(s)
of the newsgroup alt.backrubs! In alt.backrubs you can also find addresses
of people who might want to exchange massages with you.
Here are a few introductions:
From: barrett@whatever.cs.jhu.edu (Dan Barrett) -------------------------------
Torsten Wesley Adair <torsten@cwis.unomaha.edu> wrote:
>
0) The most important backrub rule in my opinion: never break contact.
Once you start touching the person, do not stop until the backrub
is over. Even if you must rest or switch positions, keep a hand
touching his/her back.
>1) Keep your fingernails short, and not sharp.
1.5) Scratching (lightly or hard, depending on your victim) after a
backrub can be wonderful. Follow this with extremely light touching
(a backrub where you are hardly touching the person at all, except
with fingertips). Careful not to tickle too much -- add more
pressure if you're tickling. Finish up with very light "real"
backrubbing.
>2) Before you start, ask the receipient to tell you if anything you do makes
> her or him uncomfortable.
>3) Rub firmly, but not hard.
>4) Use all parts of your hand. Sometimes use your fingertips, your palms,
> even your knuckles.
4.5) Play piano scales all over his/her back. Some people really like
this.
>5) If you use a substance, use skin lotion, and use it sparingly. Scented
> oils are acceptible (but be cautious of allergies).
5.5) Johnson's Baby Oil is great.
>6) Backs are nice, but don't limit yourself.
6.5) DO limit yourself if you don't know the person very well. Unwanted
touching will ruin both of your evenings.
7) If you don't know the person very well, offer a backrub ONLY if you
really mean "backrub." If you say "backrub" when you really are
just trying to get the person into bed, then (in my opinion at least)
you are a slime.
8) Have fun!
Dan
From: dontask@camelot.bradley.edu (Keith Nugent) ------------------------------
Giving an Effective Massage (Made Easy)
Three Basic Rules:
1.) Enjoy yourself
2.) Stay Comfortable
3.) Keep the Massee Comfortable
(Massage from friend to friend, not intended to be sexual.)
Start with conversation. Without even touching the person,
talk to them. Get attuned to how they're feeling etc at the time of
the massage. Find out how their day,week,month has been (Depending on
how often you talk to them. =) Ask them if there are any areas that
are painful or sensitive that they'd like avoided or paid special
attention to. Remember that if they're not comfortable with you,
they won't be comfortable with the massage they're recieving from you.
Ask them if they would be uncomfortable with taking their clothes off.
Let them know that you won't see them completely nude, but the purpose
of the removal of clothing is so that lotions or oils can be used and
so that the friction between cloth and skin won't cause discomfort for
either the masseur/masseuse or massee. If they're uncomfortable
with taking off their clothes, let them know that it's okay to leave
them on. Again, they have to be comfortable in order to enjoy the
massage. If they do wear clothes, don't use lotins or oils, but
instead decide (Depending on the type of clothing) if you're going to
cause the friction between your skin and the cloth or the massee's
skin and cloth. If the clothing is very loose, you're best to keep
the cloth with your hand. If the clothing is tight, it's best to keep
it with the skin of the massee.
Assuming that not everyone has a massage table available, the
floor is the next best thing (In some cases, it's better, IMO). Lay
out an exercise mat or similar pad if you have it. If not, a blanket
or comforter will work fine. Make sure that the surface that the
person is lying on won't hurt their skin. (Don't use a rough feeling
blanket... The smoother, the better.) Make sure that there's room
enough for the person to stretch out on and spread their arms and legs
out a little on without falling off the edge. Tell the person that
after you leave the room, you want them to take off their clothing and
lie on their stomach on the matt, covering their butt with a towel.
Have another towel handy to cover the breasts of a female massee when
she turns over. When they're lying on the floor properly covered,
they should call you back into the room to begin the massage. You
should have a natural oil or lotion ready. If possible, have a warm
water bath that you keep the bottle in (A bowl of warm water works
good). You'll want to use an organic oil or lotion rather than an
animal fat-based oil or a mineral oil. These can harm some people's
skins. Vegetable oils and lotions work best. Personally, I use
a Keoki Papaya Aloe Lanolin lotion. You can usually find a good
natural lotion or oil at GNC or any health store.
Start by rubbing the lotion between both hands to warm it up
if it isn't already warm. Gently spread it across the upper back and
shoulders, getting the massee used to your touch. IMPORTANT: Once
you have touched the person, never lose touch til you're done. You
want to create a bonded feeling between you and your friend through
touch and if you break contact, that feeling is ruined. Keep talking
to the person while you spread the lotion across the upper back and
shoulders.
Spread the lotion in a circular motion of each hand for a few
rotations, gradually moving your hands to the shoulders, cupping the
hands over the tops of the shoulders, pulling down on the muscles
between the neck and shoulder joints with your four fingers and
pushing up with the thumbs on the same muscles, pushing up along the
back of the neck muscles. Use circular motions with the thumbs along
this area while gently pulling these muscles with the fingers. Move
the hands down the shoulders, pulling on the muscles with fingers and
pushing with the thumbs. IMPORTANT: Don't push on the spine! Keep
the hands on either side of the spine, working down along the muscles.
Work your way back up the back with both hands cupped to the sides of
the back, thumbs along either side of the spine. Pull out from the
spine with the thumbs, working back to the top of the back. Return to
the shoulders, again cupping the hands over the shoulders and pulling
with your four fingers and pushing with the thumbs. Starting at the
top of the back pull down along either side of the spine with the four
fingers, pushing down with some force, being careful not to hurt the
massee. Work back up the back and use both hands on each shoulder,
switching from side to side. Repeat the above as nescessary.
When you get bored working on the back [kidding] move gently
down the sides to the legs. Rub gently down to the ankles. Cup both
hands over one ankle, moving your body around to one side of the feet.
Holding both hands over the ankle, knead the legs by pulling up on one
side of the leg with the thumb of one hand while pulling back with the
fingers of the other hand, keeping both hands next to each other.
Move back and forth like this with both hands up and down the calf of
the leg. Rotate the hands ninety degrees so that both thumbs are in
the middle of the knee and the fingers are cuppping over to the sides
of the thigh. Pull away from the center of the leg with the thumbs,
using the fingers as leverage (but not pressing too hard so as to hurt
the person). Work up and down the thigh pulling out from the center
with both hands. When you reach the top of the thigh, pull down the
center of the leg til you reach the bottom of the thigh and start
working back up. Work back down to the ankle and swithch legs.
Repeat on the other leg. Work back up the thigh to the back, cupping
the hands over both thighs with the thumbs off center to the outside
of the leg, pressing with the fingers. As you move your hands up,
your thumbs will rub along the buttocks and the fingers along the
sides. You will be cupping each hand on the side of the lower back of
the massee. Work up the back repeating what you worked on before.
Move down the arms, gently rubbing lengthwise. Work back to
the back and rub the neck. Rub the fingers up into the scalp, moving
back and forth with all your fingers as if scratching, but without the
nails of your hands. Show the person the other towel and move your
body around, placing yourself above their head. Have them turn over,
keeping your hands on their head. Move down their arms, rub the
fronts of the legs in a similar way as to the backs of the legs, and
rub the feet, if you have the knowledge. Unfortunately, it takes a
lot of explanation to properly describe a foot massage, but as long as
you're careful, you can't hurt the person, so experiment.
In order to maintain contact, you'll have to apply the oil or
lotion with one hand, but have to warm it before you apply it. To do
this, use one hand to pick up the bottle and squeeze some oil or
lotion into the nape of the opposite hand, then rub the hand that held
the bottle ove the nape to warm the oil, gently working the oil onto
the skin. Just remember that you're free to experiment with these
different techniques and don't have to follow this description
exactly. If you're interested in a more detailed account, write to me
or call your local AMTA chapter for a list of schools in your area.
Keep in Touch!
Keith
From: " (M.A.STONE)" <stonema@aston.ac.uk> ----------------------------------
A short addition to the massage manual:-face massage. This can be very
relaxing and, as long as it is done carefully, fun for the masseur too.
Make the victim/patient lie on their back with their eyes closed. Using
plain unscented carrier oil (very important) sit/kneel behind their head.
Start on the front of the neck and use the tips of the first two fingers
only. You have to sort of draw lines on their face and neck, very lightly.
Massage up the neck and out towards the ears; from the chin, along the
jawbone to the ears again. Then up the cheeks to the temples and along the
cheekbones under the eyes to the temples.
Then from between the eyes above the nose in an arch along the forehead to
the temples again. Cover all the area on the forehead by drawing arches
from between the eyes to the temples. Massage the temples lightly with
small circular movements, in both directions. Then, using one finger only,
dot along underneath the eye from the nose to the temple, and above the eye
in the eyesocket the same way. It is very important to make sure that the
patient is completly relaxed, and that you are 'in tune' with them.
[...]
Margaret
#B# Fireplace scenes and the RFA: @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-
In November 1991 jcm@acsu.buffalo.edu (Joe McCorquodale) asked people
on alt.romance to post their most romantic ideas for an evening in front
of a warm fire and jokingly signed his article with "President of the
Romantic Fire Association" (RFA).
Many people replied with fireplace stories and became "Secretaries",
"Vice-President" and many many other roles within the RFA thus founded.
If you want to become a member of the RFA, go to alt.romance.chat and
post your application (romantic fire story)!
Here are just two of these stories:
From: afdenis@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (Stephen Dennison) -------------------------
You couldn't keep me out of this thread with a fire hose ! :-)
Well, let's see. Start off with some fine wine or hot chocolate, depending
on the taste of you and your SO. Also, the setting *outside* should
consist of suitably cold and snowy conditions and be visable through some
nearby window, just to add that "ain't it great to be in here rather than out
*there*" ambience. Music is a must. The entire Dan Fogelberg catalog comes to
mind, or, better yet, I'd drag out the old acoustic guitar and sing love
songs to her personally. This may not be an option for all of you, thus
the Fogelberg option is suggested. After the music, we'd cuddle up, backs
against some suitable cushion, on a (simulated) polar bear skin rug and
take turns reading to each other from books of favorite poetry or, better
yet, from the works of Gibran.
That should blend smoothly into a verbal sharing of our dreams of the
future, which would eventually trail off into her and I sharing the
mesmerizing sound of the crackling fire, eyes locked together in a timeless
gaze, listening intently to the sounds of our hearts beating as one. A brief
embrace and, then, it's time for the swapping of massages. Again, at the
option of the reader, either warm scented oil or perfumed powder is used
as the friction inhibitor, and no less than an hour is spent soothing and
stimulating every muscle and each square inch of skin. This must, of course,
be accompanied by playful licks and nibbles and the occasional whispered
endearment, the low, sweet vibration of the soft voice coupled with the
sensation of the warm breath in the ear driving the other to the very edge
of torturous delight.
When, finally, the skin of both people has been massaged to the brink of
tingling numbness, and the fire's warmth has been absorbed by each to
the point of saturation, you take each other's hands and, once again, share
a deep, soul stirring visual embrace, followed by a real and passionate one.
You draw back, to drink in the beauty of your SO bathed in the soft,
sensual light of the dancing flames and your love becomes a real and
tangible pain in you, driving you almost to tears. You express that love in
a minimal verbal statement, and then you seal it with a deep and passionate
kiss. The fires inside build to match the roaring flames that light your
way, and in wild abandon ...
Uhh... excuse me ... I gotta get out of the office for a minute ... :-)
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Primal Scream)
[...]
Stephen "How do those Campfire Girls *stand* it? " Dennison
From: ames@biostat.washington.edu (Diane Ames) --------------------------------
It's a cold, stormy night and my love is working late. So I take advantage
of the extra time. A little extra care fixing my hair, doing my makeup. I
pick out "something more comfortable" to wear, both for myself and for him.
I put *my* something comfortable on, and lay his out on the couch, checking
on the fire as I do so. I collect every pillow, large or small, from every
room, and create an island in front of the fire. Massage oil is at hand,
wine is opened and breathing, resting on ice. Soft jazz plays on the stereo.
And so, I wait.
Somehow, in between claps of thunder and driving rain, I hear him pull
up. He runs in the door, shaking rain from his jacket, and nearly bowls
me over as I stand in the hall. I see exhaustion in his eyes, but as he
looks at me, a small, inquisitive smile lights up his face. He starts to
say something, but I gently put my fingers to his lips, and lead him to the
couch, and the warmth of the fire. I slowly undress him, kissing the
raindrops from his face, warming his chilled flesh with gentle caresses.
The music plays softly, occasionally drown out by the thunder, or a
particularly emphatic slash of rain across the window. The fire blazes,
and so does my heart, and the rest of the world is forgotten, as we enter
our own, private pillow oasis.
Again, he tries to speak, and this time I silence him with a kiss. This
followed by featherlight kisses to his eyelids, and he understands. His
eyes remain closed and he begins to relax. The fire roars on, warming
us through and through, as I shower his body with kisses, feeling the
tension and stress of the day bleeding from him. His breathing deepens
as he nears sleep, and a gentle, oiled massage takes him the rest of the
way. And now I can study his beautiful face, all aglow in the firelight.
I can bask in the warmth of the fire, and the warmth of our love. Time
enough when he awakes, refreshed, to put the fire to shame with the fire
of our passion. I sip some wine and smile, content just to watch him sleep.
Content to wait.
Yes, forever should be time enough.
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From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) ----------------------------
Subject: Staying friends after breaking up
[...]
One of the biggest factors in breaking up and still staying
friends, is that you _both_ need to be sincere and honest
about the breakup with each other, and you _both_ want to
sincerely stay friends. If one wants friendship, and the
other is still bitter, problems will evolve, and that's
a certainty. If, by chance, this happens, the person
who wanted to stay friends can at least know within themselves
that they made a sincere effort.
I think, or this is something I have learned, that it
is very important, after breaking up with someone, to let
yourself "grieve" the loss for a reasonable amount of time,
get the feelings out instead of holding it inside you, which
can cause major problems. Try to focus on finding peace
and serenity within yourself by coming to terms with the
reality of your situation.... How do you _really_ feel
in your heart?? If you want to try to be friends with
your ex-SO, then make your efforts, and if you continue
to get emotionally and/or verbally rejected, then at
least you tried. You have to live with yourself forever,
ya know.... **wink** Be True To Yourself.... **smile**
Hope this helped you some....
Lis
Secretary to the President of the
Romantic Fire Association
p.s. Heaven is a *hug* and a *smile*
**hugs** :-)
#D# Flowers and their meaning: @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @
From: ae498@yfn.ysu.edu (Dawn Bott) -------------------------------------------
[...]
this whole flower language started in Constantinople in the 1600s,
and was brought to England in 1716 by Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
who had spent time in Turkey with her husband. The interest
then moved to France (of course) where the Book Le Langage des
Fleurs was printed with over 800 floral signs. Many were toned
down in the English translation at the time of Queen Victoria
because they were quite lusty and risque! (aww..wish i could
get my hands on an original Frence copy!!)
anyway...here are a few "nice" ones.. [...]
White rosebud - heart ignorant of love
Crocus - abuse not
Rhubarb (!) - advice
Indian jasmine - attachment
Holly - Am I forgotten
Deep red carnation - Alas! for my poor heart
Deep red rose - bashful shame
Full red rose - beauty
Burgndy rose - unconscious beauty (hmm?)
Unique rose - call me not beautiful
Turnip(!) - charity
Chrysanthemum - cheerfulness in old age
Buttercup - childishness
Great yellow daffodil - chivalry
Lettuce - coldheartedness (i guess! [iceberg..get it?] ;)
Moss rosebud - confession of love
Red poppy - consolation
Red tulip - declaration of love
yellow sweetbrier or yellow rose - decrease of love
Mistletoe - difficulties, I surmount
Yellow carnation - rue, distain
Thornless rose - early attachment
Anemone - expectation
Scarlet poppy - extravagance, fantastic
Blue violet - faithfulness
Purple lilac - first emotions of love
Forget-me-not - hmm....gee?
Damask rose - freshness
White rose - i am worthy of you
Peach blossom - i am your captive
Iris - i have a message for you
White daisy - innocence
yellow rose - jealousy
dandelion - love's oracle
Lotus flower - estranged love
Ivy - marriage
Provence rose - my heart is in flames
yellow iris - passion
Dog rose - pleasure and pain
Christmas rose - relieve my anxiety
Filbert - reconciliation
Spanish jasmine - sensuality
Peony - shame
White poppy - sleep
yellow chrysanthemum - slighted love
Amarylis - splendid beauty
Honeyflower - sweet and secret love
Pansy - thoughts
Zinnia - thoughts of absent friends
Forget-me-not also means true love
White and red rose together - unity
Parsley - useful knowledge
Pink carnation - woman's love
lady slipper - win me and wear me (i swear that's what it says!)
Marigold - vulger minded
Rosemary - your presence revives me
Ice plant - your looks freeze me
From: barrett@server.cs.jhu.edu (Dan Barrett) ---------------------------------
FLOWER IT MEANS...
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Red rose Love
Yellow rose Friendship
White rose Fear
Pink rose Indecision
Green rose I am from Mars
Lily I am dead
Dandelion I am very cheap
Dandelion going to seed I am very cheap and I am dead
Buttercup I do/don't like butter (rubbed on chin)
Chrysanthemum I have periodontal disease
Carnation I ripped this off of some guy's tuxedo
Posey I want sex immediately
Daisy I want sex immediately with a large yak
Sunflower I am hungry
Crabgrass I just escaped from a mental institution
Scallion I am clueless
From: jggoslin@vela.acs.oakland.edu (The Seventh Stranger) --------------------
The Language of Flowers.
Flowers may be combined and arranged so as to express even the nicest
shades of sentiment.
If a flower is offered ``reversed'', its direct signification is likewise
reversed, so that the flower now means the opposite.
A rosebud divested of its thorns, but retaining its leaves, convays the
sentiment, ``I fear no longer; I hope.'' Stripped of leaves and thorns, it
signifies, ``There is nothing to hope or fear.''
A full-blown rose places over two buds, signifies ``Secrecy.''
`` Yes,'' is implied by touching the flower given to the lips; ``No,'' by
pinching off a petal and casting it away.
`` I am,'' is expressed by a laurel leaf twined arround the bouquet; ``I
have,'' by an ivy leaf folded together; ``I offer you,'' by a leaf of
Virginia creeper.
COMBINATIONS.
Moss Rosebud and Myrtle.
A confession of love.
Mignonette and Coloured Daisy.
Your qualities surpass your charms of beauty.
Lily of the Valley and Ferns.
Your unconscious sweetness has fascinated me.
Yellow Rose, Broken Straw and Ivy.
Your jealousy has broken our friendship.
Scarlet Geranium, Passion Flower, Purple Hyacinth, and Arbor Vitae.
I trust you will find consolation, through faith, in your sorrow; be
assured of my unchanging friendship.
Columbine, Day Lily, Broken Straw, Witch Hazel and Coloured Daisy.
Your folly and coquetry have broken the spell of your beauty.
White Pink, Canary Grass and Laurel.
Your talent and perseverance will win you glory.
Golden-rod, Monkshead, Sweet Pea and Forget-me-not.
Be cautious; danger is near; I depart soon; forget me not.
ABOR VITAE - Unchanging friendship.
CAMELIA, WHITE. - Loveliness.
CANDY-TUFF. - Indifference.
CARNATION, DEEP RED. - Alas! for my poor heart.
CARNATION, WHITE. - Distain.
CHINA-ASTER. - Variety.
CLOVER, FOUR-LEAF. - Be mine.
CLOVER, WHITE. - Think of me.
CLOVER, RED. - Industry.
COLUMBINE. - Folly.
COLUMBINE, PURPLE. - Resolved to win.
DAISY. - Innocence.
DEAD LEAVES. - Sadness.
DEADLY NIGHTSHADE. - Falsehood.
FERN. - Fascination.
FORGET-ME-NOT. - True love. Forget me not.
FUCHSIA, SCARLET. - Taste.
GERANIUM, SCARLET. - Consolation.
GERANIUM, ROSE. - Preference.
GOLDEN-ROD. - Be cautious.
HELIOTROPE. - Devotion.
HONEY-FLOWER. - Love, sweet and secret.
HYACINTH, WHITE. - Unobtrusive loveliness.
IVY. - Fidelity.
LADY'S SLIPPER. - Win me and wear me.
LILY, DAY. - Coquetry
LILY, WHITE. - Sweetness.
LILY, YELLOW. - Gaiety.
LILY OF THE VALLEY. - Return of happiness.
MIGNONETTE. - Your qualities surpass your charms.
MONKSHEAD. - Danger is near.
MYRTLE. - Love.
OATS. - The witching soul of music.
ORANGE BLOSSOMS. - Chastity.
PANSY. - Thoughts.
PASSION FLOWER. - Faith.
PEACH BLOSSOM. - I am your captive.
PEAR. - Affection.
PRIMROSE. - Inconstancy.
QUAKING GRASS. - Agitation.
ROSE. - Love.
ROSE, DEEP RED. - Bashful shame.
ROSE, YELLOW. - Jealousy.
ROSE, WHITE. - I am worthy of you.
ROSEBUD, MOSS. - Confession of love.
SHAMROCK. - Lightheartedness.
STRAW. - Agreement.
STRAW, BROKEN. - Broken agreement.
SWEEP PEA. - Depart.
TUBEROSE. - Dangerous pleasures.
VERBENA. - Prey for me.
WITCH HAZEL. - A spell.
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#F# Mailing list(s): @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}
From: richard@exxilon.xx.rmit.OZ.AU (Richard A. Muirden) ----------------------
Subject: Information about The Rainbow Connection - LDR Mailing List
Hi everyone. If you're in an LDR and having problems, or just want to talk
to people in the same position (or who have been there before) then the
"Rainbow Connection" LDR Mailing List could be for you!
The mailing list is a support network for people in LDR's (Long Distance
Relationships). Many of the members are currently in LDR's. or have been
in the past. The list was set up to give support, advice and to share
both problems and successes with others.
Rainbow is *not* a contact or match making service. It is a support
group. Please don't waste your and our time trying to pick up on this
list.
To join the list, simply send your email address to:
rainbow-request@rmit.edu.au
To post email to the list, send email to:
rainbow@rmit.edu.au
-richard
#G# Literature: @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-- @}-,-`-
* Intimate connections
David D. Burns.
New York : New American Library, 1985.
* Letting go : a 12-week personal action program to overcome a broken heart
Zev Wanderer and Tracy Cabot
Warner Books ed. New York : Warner Books, 1979.
* You just don't understand : women and men in conversation
Deborah Tannen.
1st Ballantine Books ed. New York : Ballantine, 1991, c1990.
* How to make love to a woman
Michael Morgenstern
Ballantine Books, New York, 1983
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Disclaimer: Anybody looking for romance on a computer network should ask
oneself whether this is the right place to go.
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Henning Klaskala
klaskala@informatik.tu-muenchen.de
