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The Canonical List of Punny Book Titles
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The Pun Reference Library
1. I Win!: U. Lose 2. Robots: Anne Droid
3. Danger!: Luke Out 4. Cloning: Irma Dubble II
5. Hot Dog!: Frank Furter 6. Cry Wolf: Al Armist(6)
7. Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac 8. I'm Fine: Howard Yu(2)
9. Gambling: Monty Carlos 10. Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
11. Big Fart!: Hugh Jass 12. Hypnotism: N. Tranced
13. Downpour!: Wayne Dwops 14. Full Moon: Seymour Buns
15. Sea Birds: Al Batross(6) 16. Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
17. I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion(2) 18. Tug of War: Paul Hard
19. Surprised!: Omar Gosh 20. Beekeeping: A. P. Arry(6)
21. Good Works: Ben Evolent(6) 22. Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz
23. It's Magic!: Sven Gali 24. April Fool!: Sue Prize
25. Come on in!: Doris Open 26. Parachuting: Hugo First
27. Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg 28. I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
29. Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace 30. May Flowers: April Showers
31. Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick(6) 32. It's Unfair!: Y. Me
33. Armed Heists: Robin Banks 34. How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize
35. Racketeering: Dennis Court 36. I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
37. Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath 38. Sofa so Good: Chester Field
39. Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise 40. Falling Trees: Tim Burr
41. Monkey Shines: Bob Boone 42. Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank
43. Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick 44. Military Rule: Marshall Law
45. I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol 46. I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
47. Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg 48. A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
49. Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch 50. My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
51. Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer 52. Get Out There!: Sally Forth
53. Red Vegetables: B. Troot(6) 54. Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum
55. Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes 56. It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity
57. Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer 58. I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
59. Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste 60. I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
61. It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic 62. He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
63. I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell 64. Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
65. I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi 66. Life in Chicago: Wendy City
67. Without Warning: Oliver Sudden 68. Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
69. Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel 70. Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble
71. Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas 72. You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest
73. Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary(3) 74. Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
75. Wind Instruments: Tom Bone 76. Winning the Race: Vic Tree
77. Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator 78. Covered Walkways: R. Kade(6)
79. I Need Insurance: Justin Case 80. Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob
81. Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver 82. I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous
83. Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax(3) 84. He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles
85. The Great Escape: Freida Convict 86. Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk
87. Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime 88. Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente
89. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser 90. Good Housekeeping: Lottie Dust
91. Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand 92. Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover(4)
93. Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse 94. The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff
95. Poetry in Baseball: Homer 96. I Love Mathematics: Adam Up
97. Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling 98. Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
99. Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma(5) 100. I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
101. Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry 102. String Instruments: Viola Player
103. Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco(6) 104. Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria
105. Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe 106. The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse
107. In the Arctic Ocean: Isa Berg 108. Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel
109. Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log 110. Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
111. I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit 112. Snakes of the World: Anna Conda
113. The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick 114. Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester
115. More for Your Money: Max Amize(3) 116. If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum(3)
117. Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton 118. Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
119. Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp 120. Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money(6)
121. And the Other People: Allan Sundry 122. Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets
123. A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain 124. Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
125. Bring to the Grocer's: R. List(2) 126. Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
127. My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough 128. Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts
129. Los Angeles Pachyderms: L.A. Funt 130. Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
131. Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater 132. I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop
133. The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt 134. Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
135. I Love Fractions: Lois De Nominator
136. Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
137. Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger(3)
138. I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Paul Down
139. House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme(6)
140. Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
141. Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
142. Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
143. A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
144. I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
145. Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
146. Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
147. Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
148. Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner
149. Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
150. French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
151. How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
152. I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
153. Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
154. The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
155. Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away
156. The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board(3)
157. No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse
158. You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny
159. The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick
160. Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
161. The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
162. Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin
163. Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight(1)
164. Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening
165. I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate(1)
166. Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Won't
167. Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion
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