Ten Top 810 Tips (part I)¢-------------------------¢¢1)Why not paint your 810 disk drive in¢ garish colours to create a trendy new¢ age ornament.¢¢2)Fitted with a small pair of wheels¢ your 810 disk drive would make a¢ rather nifty skateboard.¢¢3)Your 810 can also be used as a¢ lucrative way of making money. Simply¢ take your 810 to a dark street corner¢ (preferably at night) and club the¢ first person to walk by over the head¢ with your disk drive. Whilst your¢ victim is unconscious it should be¢ easy to rifle their belongings and to¢ take anything of value, therefore¢ earning yourself a tidy sum of money.¢*¢4)Painted gold and worn on a large¢ chain around your neck your 810 would¢ make a great medallion, just like the¢ one that bloke out of The Bee-Gees¢ wears (you know, the one with the¢ beard.)¢¢5)Why not buy your 810 a dog collar and¢ take it for walks in the park, it is¢ much cleaner than a poodle or German¢ shepherd, so there with be no need¢ for any messy pooperscoopings. You¢ can even give your 810 a name! How¢ about Rover, or Scamp and just think¢ how much you would save on petfood.¢¢Alias Maximus¢¢part II will appear in TGR 07¢
