It seems that there was a missionary lost in the depths of Africa.
He came upon this tribe of cannibals that advertised all of their
various delicacies. He saw signs such as:
Doctor╒s brains : $4.50 a pound
Engineer╒s brains: $2.50 a pound
Cement Mixer╒s brains: $6.00 a pound
Lawyer╒s brains: $300.00 a pound
╥Why in the world,╙ he asked the head honcho, ╥do lawyers brains cost so much?╙
╥Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get a pound of brains?╙
was the reply.
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This guy walks into a saloon and sits down next to a man at the bar,
after a few beers, he says, ╥Did you hear the one about the IBM PC
programmer?╙
The man at the bar says ╥Wait a minute, I *am* an IBM PC programmer and you see my friends over there,╙ pointing to a bunch of hefty looking guys in leather jackets, ╥They╒re all IBM PC programmers too!╙
╥Well,╙ the guy says, ╥I guess I╒d better not tell it then, I╒d have to explain it too many times.╙
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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. ╥That╒s what I like to see╙, said the priest, ╥A man helping his fellow man.╙
As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, ╥Well, he sure doesn╒t know the first thing about shark fishing.╙
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The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip. Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water, retrieved the duck and returned it to his master.
╥Notice anything?╙ the owner asked eagerly.
╥Yes,╙ said his friend, ╥I see that fool dog of yours can╒t swim.╙
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It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates. One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants. To the first one he asked, ╥What╒s your IQ?╙ The new arrival replied, ╥190╙. They discussed Einstein╒s theory of relativity for hours. When the second new arrival came, Einstein once again inquired as to the newcomer╒s IQ. The answer this time came ╥120╙. To which Einstein replied, ╥Tell me, how did the Cubs do this year?╙ and they proceeded to talk for half an hour or so. To the final arrival, Einstein once again posed the question, ╥What╒s your IQ?╙. Upon receiving the answer ╥70╙, Einstein smiled and asked, ╥Got a minute to tell me about VMS 4.0?╙
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A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were each asked to prove the proposition ╥All odd numbers are prime.╙
The mathematician said ╥Well, let╒s see╔1 is prime╔3 is prime╔5 is prime╔7 is prime╔so the theorem is true by mathematical induction.╙
The physicist said ╥Well, 1 is prime╔3 is prime╔5 is prime╔7 is prime╔9 is not prime, but we can attribute that to experimental error.╙
The engineer said ╥Well, 1 is prime╔3 is prime╔5 is prime╔7 is prime╔9 is prime╔11 is prime╔╙@
