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  3.                                - EVEN MORE -
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  6.        *               *             * *             * *
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  8.        *               *             * *      *      *               *
  9.        *               *             * *      *      *               *
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  11.  
  12.  
  13. POWER : Last  month,  I printed the first of many files with loads of  ASCII 
  14.         drawn  cows  in  of  a humorous nature which  are  infamous  on  the 
  15.         bulletin  boards.   Well,  you asked to see more so here is  another 
  16.         file of them.  
  17.  
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  22.  
  23.      |                                  ==================================
  24.      |                                  =                                =
  25.      |                                  =                  _____         =
  26.      |                                  =        ______   /     \        =
  27.      |                                  =       /      \ |       \       =
  28.      |                                  =      /        ||\     (__)     =
  29.      |##        (__)  m m               =    (__)    __ || \    (oo)     =
  30.      |   ##     (oo) / /                =    (oo)   /  \||(__)   \/      =
  31.      |     ##   |\/ / /                 =     \/  (__)  ||(oo)           =
  32.      |       ## |  / /  m m             =         (oo)  || \/            =
  33.      |        ## \   \ / /              =          \/   ||               =
  34.      |         ## \   / /               =               ||               =
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  36.      |           ## \--                 =               ||               =
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  38.      |            ##   --*              =               ||               =
  39.      |____________##_______________     =               ||               =
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  42.                    ##                   =           cow-cow nut          =
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  45.                       ##                ==================================
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  50.  
  51.              Cow-sine wave
  52.  
  53.  
  54.       Cow tipping:
  55.  
  56.                                                                                
  57.  
  58.       Step 1.              Step 2.
  59.               (__)
  60.               (--)
  61.        /-------\/             O--------O_
  62.       / |     ||             /| ::     |_)
  63.      *  ||w---||            * O--------O
  64.         ~~    ~~
  65.  
  66.                                                                    *
  67.                (__)     ________                              *    *
  68.                (oo) ====________|                         *    *
  69.         /-------\/         /\
  70.        / |     ||         /  \                     *
  71.       *  ||----||        /    \
  72.          ~~    ~~       /      \
  73.  
  74.                      A Cowsmologist
  75.  
  76.  
  77.          \      / _                         /\         ` `_______ ` `
  78.        /\/______\/                         /  \         `/_/_|_\_\ `
  79.         |      (__)                       /(`')\       `     |(__)  `
  80.     *---|______(^^)                 /-------\/          `    |(oo)  `
  81.                 \/                 / |     ||          `  `  J \/  `
  82.                                   *  ||----||
  83.         Cowt-of-order                ~~    ~~          Cow in Bergen, Norway
  84.     (Me-cow-nical failure)           Cowloon           (Rains 300+ days a year)
  85.  
  86.  
  87.                        (___)     ________
  88.                  .____ (o o)    /        \                )
  89.                 /       \ /  --|  UGGGGH! |
  90.               /       || O      \________/
  91.              /      / ||
  92.             /      /  ||
  93.            /_____/__, ||
  94.    *------'---------' ~~
  95.            Sitting Bull                               Bull's Eye
  96.  
  97.  
  98.  
  99.  
  100.                                                                                
  101.                            _________________________
  102.             (___)         / ...The President then   \
  103.             (o o)        / had to take into serious  \
  104.      /-------\ /    ----| consideration what implica- |
  105.     / |     ||O          \ tions it would have for.../
  106.    *  ||,---||            \_________________________/
  107.       ~~    ~~
  108.                 Bull-etin from the White House.
  109.  
  110.  
  111.      ________________________________________________
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  113.         %%      %%                      %%      %%
  114.         ||      ||                      ||      ||
  115.         ||      ||                      ||      ||
  116.         ||      ||    _ (_)    \o/      ||      ||
  117.         ||      ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||
  118.     ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____
  119.  
  120.    The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
  121.    vicious beasts...
  122.  
  123.                                                                                
  124.  
  125.          _
  126.         | \                                                       (___)
  127.         |  \            (__)                (__)                  (~  )
  128.    *----|---------------(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)
  129.         |    ______     |\/          /-------$/             /-------$/
  130.         |___/     /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||
  131.         / / \____/    / /          * ||-----|             * ||------|
  132.        / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^
  133.       >               >              MacCow                   MosCow
  134.  
  135.         Stelth Cow
  136.  
  137.                       *
  138.         vv       vv  /
  139.         ||____M__||/
  140.         ||       ||                      (__)
  141.       /\||_______||                      (xx)
  142.      (Xx)                                 \/
  143.      (--)
  144.                                  Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
  145.  
  146.                                                                                
  147.          Dead Cow
  148.                                                                  (__)
  149.                                                                  (oo)
  150.                                                                   \/
  151.                                                                   /\
  152.         __/---\                                                  //\\
  153.        <__/-(__)                                                o/||\o
  154.             (oo)                          (oo)                 //o||\\\
  155.      /-------\/                         /--\/                 o///||o\\o
  156.     / |     ||                         / --                       ||
  157.    *  ||----||                           ||                       =====
  158.       ^^    ^^
  159.                                                          A Christmas Cow-el
  160.    The Butcher of Baghdad             Karen Cowpenter
  161.    (Saddam Holstein)
  162.  
  163.  
  164.  
  165.             (__                 (__)               (__)  |    |  (__)
  166.             (oo)                (--)               (--)  |    |  (--)
  167.      /-------\/          /-------\/   /o    /-------\/   |    I   \/-------\
  168.     / |     ||          / |  L  |----< o   / |  D  |----<T    I>----|  M  | \
  169.    *  ||----||         *  ||----|   /  o  *  ||----|     I    I     |----||  *
  170.       ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^
  171.                                        |                      |
  172.    Cow owned by
  173.   Vincent Van Gough                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
  174.  
  175.  
  176.     \\     //
  177.      \\( )//                                     (__)
  178.       (o o)                   (  )              /(oo)\
  179.        \ /                    (oo)             /  \/  \
  180.       /   \          ##########\/             /   /\   \
  181.       |   |         # ######## #             /   /  \   \
  182.       \___/        *  # ###### #             |   |  |   |
  183.      // | \\          # #    # #             |   |  |   |
  184.     //     \\                                |___|  |___|
  185.     "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys
  186.       Cow11
  187.                                                           _____
  188.                                                          <_____>
  189.                 (  )                                      (==) |
  190.                 (oo)              __                /------\/- *
  191.        /---*-.---\/              (oo)              / |   | \/|
  192.       / |* . * .||        /-------\/              *  |       |
  193.      *  ||------||         :     ::                  |===|===|
  194.         ~~      ~~         ::----::                   ^^   ^^
  195.                            ^^    ^^
  196.       Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day
  197.  
  198.  
  199.                                           /
  200.          /\                              /
  201.          \/                    (__)     /                 \    |   /
  202.          ||                    <`'>    /                    \  | /
  203.        (_||_)                   \/    /^                _____ ___ _____
  204.       __\||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) \
  205.       | /xx\  |               (    )==/          (_)------/---\ /    \
  206.       __\xx/__|               I____I                   |     ||
  207.         /ww\              ,---( _  )       .           ||----||
  208.        /|  |\            /    || \_=======||           oo    oo
  209.        |^  ^|                 ||
  210.        ^    ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter
  211.                               ==
  212.  
  213.    COW giving birth        The Ninja Cow
  214.  
  215.  
  216.  
  217.  
  218.    *                (__)
  219.     \               (oo)        ________(__)_
  220.      \---------------\/        |COW-SIO (oo) |                    (_--_)
  221.      |          0.0  |         |  _______\/  |                    /*__*\
  222.      |---------------|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_
  223.      |  C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             \/--(  \|==|/ )
  224.      |  7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |   \       /
  225.      |  4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |              \ \  | | | |
  226.      |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |-\ /-\ /
  227.      |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^
  228.       |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
  229.       ||-----------||          |_____________|
  230.       ^^           ^^
  231.  
  232.                                                                                
  233.         Cow-culater              Cow-culator
  234.  
  235.  
  236.  
  237.                 (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)
  238.                 (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo)
  239.          /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
  240.         / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||
  241.        *  ||----||*  ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
  242.           ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^
  243.                      COW-comitant
  244.  
  245.  
  246.             (__)             (__)             (__)           (__)
  247.             ($$)             (££)             (YY)           (%%)
  248.      /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     /-------\/
  249.     / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||
  250.    *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||    *  ||----||
  251.       ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y
  252.       USA'$ cow        GB'£ cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow
  253.  
  254.  
  255.                                                                                
  256.  
  257.  
  258.       _____________
  259.      |             |
  260.      | INDIANA  45 |
  261.      |             |                  |
  262.      | PURDUE   52 |                  |
  263.      |_____________|                  |
  264.                                 ______|====\
  265.                                 \/\/\/     \\
  266.                                  \/\/       \\
  267.                                              \\
  268.                                               \\
  269.                   (__)   __                    \\
  270.                   (oo)  /)(\                    \\
  271.             *    / \/_/~\__/                     ||
  272.              \  /   __/~                         ||
  273.               \/   /                             ||
  274.                | _/                              ||
  275.                | |                               ||
  276.                ~ ~                             ------
  277.                                                                                
  278.              Hoosier
  279.                Cow
  280.  
  281.