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Kick
the back of their seats...and prepare to die.
Sleepy
Hollow
Ichabod
Crane, a big city investigator from New York City, is sent to a small village
to investigate a series of deaths where the victims were found decapitated in
the middle of the forest with their heads missing. Starring Johnny Depp, Christina
Ricci and Christopher Walken. Directed by Tim Burton and based on the story by
Washington Irving.
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Paul:
I really liked this movie
a lot because of the combination of mystery and action, and a big heaping spoonful
of good old fashioned gore and brutuality.
The thing I liked the most
was the story or plot. I'm not totally sure if it follows the book exactly, which
doesn't usually happen when books get turned into movies. But for those of you
who have read the book can judge for yourself. This movie version was definitely
more exciting than anything I could have anticipated.
I really didn't like the
way some of the characters behaved in the movie. Most of them seemed foolish or
stupid and didn't really act on their instincts. Their behavior seemed to premeditated
to be realistic.
Overall, it was very good
and if it doesn't stay in the theaters as long as "The Sixth Sense" did, someone's
gonna get a "headless horseman" in their bed tomorrow morning.
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Danny:
The only movie version
of Irving's "Sleepy Hollow" that I remember was the Disney cartoon that ends much
more tragically than Burton's new version. So when I forced to read the actual
text in high school, Disney didn't have anywhere the excitement Irving had. I
wish Burton was making this version when I was in high school.
It's one non stop thrill
ride full of action and intrigue with a story that's familiar and easy to believe.
The supernatural tension of the film really gives a spooky mood that a cartoon
could never provide, and Burton's wild imagination makes it all the more enjoyable.
However, it went way way
way too overboard on the gore. There was blood and rolling heads practically in
every other scene. Of course, you can't really blame Burton or the screenwriters
for this since we are talking about a ghost who whacks his victim's heads off
with a heated sword.
But if you're a horror
movie fan who can't sit still during really scary movies, "Sleepy Hollow" is a
fun breath of fog riddled air.
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MY ADVICE: SEE IT
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MY ADVICE: SEE IT
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Toy
Story 2
Everyone's
favorite computer generated playthings, Woody and Buzz, are back in this animated
sequel. This time, Woody gets kidnapped by a greedy toy dealer and soon realizes
he is a rare item worth a ton of money. Buzz and the gang go on a city wide adventure
to rescue their friend. Voices provided by Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don Rickles,
Joan Cusack and Kelsey Grammer. Directed by John Lassiter..
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Paul:
Surprisingly,
it was a very fun and inventive movie for children that I didn't mind sitting
through. It was mostly fun because it feeds off the first movie (which was also
great) that introduces you to both old and new characters who were just as funny
and clever.
The way everything was
set up was really great. Woody gets kidnapped and his friend, Buzz Lightyear,
is obligated to help him as a way to repay the debt he made during the first film.
I also liked the way they bring down the spirit of the toy dealer in the end of
the movie, but I won't give too much away.
I absolutely hated the
way the new Buzz Lightyear acted as a kind of pre-pubescent Luke Skywalker. You
know what I'm talking about. The joke about the "I'm am your father" bit that
won't go away since Lucas decided to do another Star Wars that also won't go away.
This was a good movie that
I can't wait to come out on video.
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Danny:
All the Pixar movies have
been comic gems from Toy Story to A Bug's Life. Ok, those are the only two Pixar
movies, but they were both great. Now, they've managed to top themselves a third
time with this wonderful flick.
The great thing about this
one, just like the other's, is that its fun for both children and adults. The
jokes don't play down to children, so adults can have fun, and the action doesn't
go overboard or get too violent, so adults can sleep at night. Some of the jokes
get old but all of them are clever and irreverent.
The animation, of course,
is top notch and only improves as Pixar makes more and more movies. In this sequel,
the humans play a bigger role in the plot and the rendering of the characters
is next to flawless. Pixar may well be on their way to creating a whole new procedure
in a matter of years.
Basically, if you're tired
of going to see "Poke'mon: The First Movie" and you're kids are tired of seeing
"The World is Not Enough," it's time you saw something you will both enjoy and
"Toy Story 2" is it.
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MY
ADVICE: SEE IT
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MY ADVICE: SEE IT
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Paul's
Video Pick
(Definitely Not Danny's)
Mystery
Science Theater 3000: The Movie - The gang from one of cable's biggest prime-time
shows is now on their own motion picture. Part of an experiment for worldwide
domination, a mad scientist has sent Mike Nelson and his two robotic friends,
Crow and Tom Servo, into space forcing them to watch the cheezy sci-fi epic "This
Island Earth." It was definitely geared towards the cult fans of the TV show but
anyone with a sense of humor about movies will find it hilarious.
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Danny's
Video Pick
(Definitely Not Paul's)
Dick
- Even though the title sounds like it's another type of movie, "Dick" is actually
a brilliant spoof of the Watergate Scandal back in the 70's when two teenage girls
accidentally become the prime source of information in one of the biggest coverups
in American history. Unlike other teenage parodies, it's smart, funny and never
plays down to the audience.
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Movies
We Didn't See But Reviewed Anyway |
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Duece
Bigalow : Male Gigolo |
MY ADVICE: SKIP IT
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MY
ADVICE: SKIP IT
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The World Is Not Enough |
MY ADVICE:
SEE IT
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MY ADVICE: SEE IT
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End
Of Days |
MY ADVICE: SEE IT
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MY ADVICE: SKIP IT
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The
Bone Collector |
MY
ADVICE: SEE IT
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MY ADVICE: SEE IT
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Anna
and the King |
MY ADVICE: SKIP IT
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MY
ADVICE: SKIP IT
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Bicentenial
Man |
MY
ADVICE: SEE IT
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MY ADVICE: SEE IT
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Cider
House Rules |
MY ADVICE: SKIP IT
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MY ADVICE: SEE IT
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Stuart
Little |
MY ADVICE: SKIP IT
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MY
ADVICE: SKIP IT
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The
Green Mile |
MY
ADVICE: SEE IT
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MY ADVICE: SEE IT
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