Our aim is to provide all that is absurd, abstruse, or slightly unusual in the Acorn world; or at least, vaguely related to the Acorn world. Our success will be measured by the level of your confusion and uncertainty as you traverse these pages' most surreal depths, and your lasting bewilderment as you surface, gasping in desperation for the harsher (but saner) realities of the rest of the internet.
The presentation of these pages will mimic throughout the worst practices of those who "push the envelope" of hypertext markup language to the furthest extremes. In particular, we hope to annihilate your bandwidth to such an extent that your internet provider will never recover from the vehemence of your complaints; but we also hope to present for your edification some of the weirdest web designs ever encountered by a terrestrial audience.
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