I order the super sized meal & the diet soda. I'm Diabetic, I can't HAVE the sugar. So get OFF my back already, ok? (ub3rg33k)
when someone tries to be cute and orders a 'cheese burger, hold the cheese' (cheeze)
when waiters take an hour to get your food, and when the food arrives it is STONE-COLD!!! (iCANDY)
Nuts hidden in chocolate chip cookies, when you are allergic to them. (Dunstind)
Comedians who come in and say you have 40 flavors, not 31 (Bill)
when people come into DQ and order a 99 cent burger, then add cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, bacon, etc. (Derran)
Those little packets of ketchup like at Macdonalds (GL 20)
When people chew their JELL-O 25+ times. Why? (Cafwin)
People who lick a spoon or knife and put it back in the dish or jar to take more! (Shirley Wescott)
being blind, when my wife and I go in to a resteraunt and the waitress asks her what I want to eat, (keith)
When you ask for you check at a restraunt and the server asks if you want dessert. HELLO!!!! (Steven)
Asking for your leftovers to be packed up. At home, you open it up and find it's someone else's dinner! Ugh. (mh)
Why in the world does a cup of pop from McDonald's always come filled to the top with ice so you only get 1/4 cup of pop? (~*ally*~)
customers who come in twice and then ask for the usual (leigh)
When you are clearing a table and there are fifty other ones around and the costumer chooses the one you are cleaning. (IceAngel)
When you try to get a pickle and your hand gets stuck in the jar (Erni Girl)
When you're at a formal dinner, and you drop a rather large piece of meat right between your legs, into your crotch. (Killer Onion)
Smoking sections adjacent to non-smoking. When I'm seated next to someone who smokes, what's the difference? (muse7)
Spam. (Shibang)
Parents who ask for foam cups with lids for their kids at the restaurant but let them poke holes in the cups with forks. (Yasha)
People who put peanut butter in the fridge, because when you go to spread it on your bread, it tears the bread. (Joseph)
Having to pay for condiments in restaurants. (mak-man)
People who sit around and talk for 3 hours after they finish their meal! Get out! Give someone else a chance to eat! (Crystal)
Whenever I order a diet coke people ask me if I'm on a diet! Nooo, I just prefer the taste! (Fluffy)
Trying to get that last little bit of chocolate syrup out of the bottle. (EHawk)
When you have a reservation at a restaurant and still end up waiting over an hour for a table. (Kelly)
When the restaurant is almost completely empty and the hostess seats you right by the kitchen. (Kelly)
When you cut open a can of soup and the top falls into the can of soup!! UGH!!!!! (Janelle)
Eating a matzo ball and it drops off the spoon into my soup and splatters on my clean shirt. (Linda Tilley)
When you bite into an apple and see half a worm. (backstreet girl)
Those ketchup packets that say tear here they NEVER open when you finaly do get it open it sprays everywhere! (Vanessa)
When you give a waitress 100.00 for your 50.00 tab and she asks, Do you need any change from this? (Lorraine)
Those stupid flower shaped butters you get in a fancy restaurant. JUST GIVE ME THE BLOCK!! (sariaira)
Popcorn between your teeth. (annoyed)
How a waiter will bring your food out before you even finish the salad. (Jennifer)
When you drink soda too fast and you get that burning fizzy feeling while its going down your throat. (Ruth Reid)
When someone takes their retainer out and insist on putting it in the middle of the table while you eat (Allie)
People who pick their teeth in public! (farah)
No matter how loud you scream into a drive thru speaker they still screw up your order (Stefanie)
Going through the drive thru, getting your order leaving and then dicovering they gave you no straws, or napkins. (Bethie)
At fast food restaurants,parents who stand in line with their kids and wait until they are at the counter to ask them what they want. (bill)
When you eat a Happy Meal, but don't feel any happier... (The Flying Taco)
It's always the worst waitresses that complain about getting a small tip! (Korey & Stephanie)
When you're waiting to be seated at a restaurant for a while and the whole time there are empty tables right near you (Amy and Neil)
Rude waitresses/waiters who give totally crummy service and then expect a TIP for it! (Dean Mayo)
You drink from a soda can into which someone has unloaded their chewing tobacco!! (Kelly)
Sitting near someone in a restaurant that's hacking up a lung and won't go outside! (Sis)
The slirping sound that people make when they are trying to get food out of their teeth. Food like ribs, corn, or popcorn. (Karen Ebbels)
That little bit of soda that's left in the rim of the soda can that you can't get. ('Lis)
Hard butter that won't spread without ripping a hole in the middle of your bread. (MacKenzie)
When people chew with their mouths open and make that DISGUSTING sloshing sound. (Gabrielle)
Labels on food that say product will hot after heating (I mean how do they know??) (KABIE)
When you wait to be seated at a restaurant there are several people doing nothing and then suddenly disappear. (Nicole)
Taking a drink while looking at something and accidently running the straw up your nose. (carrie)
Labels on packets of peanuts that read: Warning: May contain nuts. (Does that imply that the packet may not contain nuts? If not, what are those things? dave) (Kate)
Olive oil with bread at a restaurant instead of butter -- ewwww same calories no taste! (mococoa)
When the waiters always come back 6 times during the meal, but never show up when you want to pay the bill or order. (Heather)
When people make that disgusting slushy noise when they chew with their mouths open! (Gabrielle)
Standing behind someone in a McDonald's line who can't decide what to get even though the menu has never changed. (Carlen Reynolds)
Ordering a burger, and having them ask you want cheese on that? If I did, I would've ordered a cheeseburger! (joy)
Those little paper ad-stickers on the fruit that you are about to bite into! (BK)
The way there is no graceful method for eating certain foods, like ramen noodle soup, or fried chicken! (cleopatra)
When customers neglects the sign at the door that says, Please Wait to be Seated. (Johnny)
When the people ahead of you paying the bill at a resturant forgot to tell the waiter they wanted seperate checks!! (Judy Rose)
The guy in front of you at the beverage dispenser fills his cup, drinks half of it, and refills it while you wait (David Lieberman)
Waiters and Waitresses who question me as to why I don't want meat. Do vegetarians always have to defend themselves? (Groovy)
When you take a drink from a soda only to realize that a fly has landed in it. Worse: It is still alive. (Dina)
When you're in a restaurant and you tell the waiter you need a few more minutes, then he comes back half an hour later (Mina D)
In restaurants, little kids who turn around in their chairs and just stare at you while you're eating. (Lauren)
When people come in to a fast food restaurant and act like ot's their fine dining! It's FAST FOOD! (Toni)
You are eating dinner while watching a movie in the living room. You set your food down for a minute while you go to the restroom. When you come back you find doggie has consumed your dinner! (Josh G.)
You realize you've received the wrong order at the drive-through, AFTER you're already home. (Suzanne)
Fast food clerks who ask "What can I get you?" before I even have a chance to look at the menu. (Renee)
When you sit down in a chair in lunch and discover that someone spilt food on it. (Natalie)
Fast food restaurants who fill the sodas up too much so when you try to put the straw in, the soda gets all over you. (Shannon)
Those little flaps on coffee lids! If you don't want to spill your coffee than you shouldn't be driving with it! (Matt)
When you ask a customer how they'd like their steak and they say "cooked!" and laugh as though they are ever so clever. (Bastien Polanski)
Stir sticks that are 3/4 the size of the cup. You end up with sugar slop on the bottom, or you burn your finger! (Cailie)
Eating out alone, you're greeted with, "Just one?" (Verna)
Waiters/Waitresses who hover over you throughout your meal, yet are nowhere to be found when you want to pay the bill. (Wendy)
You drink your cold soda too fast and get "brain freeze." (Sherria Shephard)
You take your friends to a restaurant you rave about, only to be very disappointed when nothing is as good as you said. (Mo)
You order a burger or other item, pay 30 cents extra for cheese, and the cheese is melted all over the wrapper. (John Laseman)
People who come to Burger King - I work there - and order McDonald's food...Big Macs, Chicken McNuggets, Happy Meals, etc. (Panic)
How the waiter can't seem to come at any other time than right after you put food in your mouth. (Jennifer)