When you get embarrassed and people go, Aw, you're blushing! This is suppposed to make me feel better?? (Deana)
WHEN PEOPLE THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM OKLAHOMA, YOU'RE EITHER A HILLBILLY HICK OR A REDNECK! (Delores Walker)
when someone gets something wrong and you correct them and they say 'same difference' (cheeze)
When you read an annoyance that doesn't make sense (rey)
When you're walking next to someone and they can't walk straight. They just keep bumping into you. (Andrew J.)
People who are obviously overweight, who always talk about their diet, but who are always eating. (Steph)
When I just finish eating a very good fudge brownie, only to find there is NO milk!!! AhhhhhhHHhh Got Milk?!?!?! (Oreo)
When people ask me what the difference between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean people are. (~*KoreanGrl*~)
When you tell people you are South African, they assume you live in a mud-hut, hunt for your meal, and wear animal skin. (Lothoria)
When people act try to act like someone they are not (Foxy chica)
When people think that everyone from California has a dark tan and surfs...California isn't just one giant beach! (KJ)
When your annoyances NEVER get posted! (Up 'til now they were really lame...ed.) (Butterfly)
When you have to carry your laundry in your arms and you drop a sock, then you bend down to pick it up and drop more. (Heather)
That speck of dirt that blows in your eye that takes half an hour to get out (Kyla)
Having to go to the post office for just one stamp. (Tendervittles2)
When you hear your voice in your head then hear it on tape and it sounds so stupid and annoying. (Agatha)
When someone says something funny while your drinking and you laugh so hard it comes out your nose !! (lemonade burns!!) (Kristen)
When i ask my husband to get diapers, eggs and milk and he says you better right me a list! (~yasmien~)
When people drink straight out of the milk carton, then put it back to the fridge (Jackie)
I hate it when I get nice and comfortable in my bed and I see that I forgot to turn my alarm clock on. (Sam)
When I'm bleeding to death while trying to open the Band-Aid packaging. (Heidi)
When you're planning a picnic a week ahead, then finally, on that day there's thunder and rain! (Jackie)
You find a really cool unknown band, but months later everyone loves em, and you look like just another sellout. (James)
my last name is pronounced ZEST and everyone sez ZEST FULLY CLEAN...YEAH I KNOW IVE BEEN GETTING THAT FOR 14 YEARS!! (Kayla)
When I ask my boyfriend or someone else what he wants to do,or where he wants to go ,and he say's I don't care, it's up to you. (Felicia)
The birds are up at 5 am and one of them sounds like your alarm clock, so you turn the clock off and dont get up on time (Timio)
How you can never refold maps!!! (Julia:) :))
When i tell people i lived in yellowknife N.W.T. and they think it's winter all year round and i lived in an igloo. (Melandy)
When the dentist has there hands and tools in your mouth but still ask you questions!! (Sarah)
Your neighbor's 3 foot deep/2 inch wide sidewalk trenches that are just big enough to capture the tire of your bicycle (Cathy Hurst)
Elitists who smugly inform everybody that the new millennium doesn't really begin until 2001. (Kelly)
When people talk about you behind your back, but when you confront them, they deny it!! (Kelly)
people cracking and popping their chewing gum! (maggie)
CHAIN LETTERS! (TNKOY!)
when you are being quiet and peaceful, then suddenly you get the hiccups. aaaahhhhh!!!! (rachel)
When you have to sneeze but it won't come out (Robin)
People who are never happy unless they have something to complain about (JOOLZ)
When you're cooking food and you need the instructions on the packet,and then you realise you've thrown the packet away! (Jess-burger)
the tiny, unreadable measurements on the medicine cups that come with liquid medicines! (Rubysue)
When you tell someone about something bad that happened to you and instead of just listening they try to up you by telling a worse story that happened to them (Dina)
When someone says hi to you and you can't remember their name (<3 Sandy)
When marketers or bill collectors call my house during dinner, and announce that this is just a courtesy call (yooooojr)
long lists (TH)
people who think they are better than everyone else because they have more money! (BabyBluez01)
The feeling of that drill the dentist uses on your teeth. (Lauren)
Being left-handed! No one understands! (Firefly)
When a person calls the wrong number and they ask are you sure like you're in the wrong house or something (Honeycomb)
When someone asks you to babysit then three other people ask ( which you turn down) and then the first person cancels (Susie)
When you get done telling someone a long story and then somebody else comes up and says What? (cococraze)
When people say Anyways...its anyway! There is no such word as Anyways (ValGal)
When people ask for your help , then complain about the job you did! (Sally)
Getting ink all over my hand when I write because I'm a lefty! (Brienne)
When people get thisclose to you when speaking. Hello, I can still hear ya from a few feet back! (Manda)
when people borrow money and don't pay it back! (way_2_looney_nz)
people who don't tell you when you have something in between your teeth (hooha)
When someone asks to borrow a tissue - like I really want it back!!! ya right! (*KT*)
When people put back the ice cube tray with NO ice cubes!! (Tigger)
When you're totally exhausted all day but when you get in bed you can't sleep (Emma Ture)
When I'm at the verge of a big sneeze and someone says, A-Chew!!! (And then they laugh! (Shanda)
People who say EXACTLY every time they mean yes. (Chris)
When you're trying to sleep and the birds start chirping at 6 AM and won't shut up! ARGH! (Sleep Deprived)
guys and video games.....if I grew a joystick and buttons would you play with me too? (Kristy)
when you look on this list of annoyences and find out that you do most of these things, basically stating that you're annoying (sarah)
When you're cleaning with bleach and you smell like it for a week. (Kelly)
When you are really excited cuz your annoyance got on the web site, and no one else in the room cares. (Renee`)
At Christmas, it never fails that someone will be opening a present and say, Oops, guess I opened yours by mistake. (Natalia)
*When you had a good dream and you can't remember what it was about but you know you had one!* (Andrea **)
Just when you decide that you're going to eat healthier, someone offers you chocolate. (Sally :))
When you bite your tounge or the inside of your mouth. (Smfreebird)
when you get nail polish on your finger and you try to wipe it off, then you drop the whole bottle on yourself. (sarah)
When you are having a great day, then ONE idiot messes it all up by saying or doing something dumb!!! (*~AnGeL~*)
When you are saying goodbye to someone on New Year's Eve, and they say See you next year! (Hello!!)
Annoying people who have nothing better to do than complain about stupid things that annoy them.......get over it!!! (Erin)
Finally get that piece of Scotch tape(you've been working loose for 10mins) and the ends roll up and stick together!! (ShannaReid)
When the 3 pack fun dip thing comes with 3 dips, and only 2 sticks! (Jane)
When you walk into a room that, when the door was closed, it was loud in and the minute you walk in, it gets silent. (Jana)
When your birthday's around a major holiday and you get cheap combo presents. (laura)
Forgetting to turn your clock an hour back and arrive an hour early the next day. (Tendervittles2)
How every year during christmas someone half way through unwrapping their present has to say Oh look, i got a box! (Athena)
CD players come in plastic packaging that's impossible to rip through if you're 10 miles away from a pair of scissors. (Adam)
When you put $1 in a vending machine and it comes back out...no matter how many time you try to flatten it out! (Karen)
When people blow their nose at the table!! YUKKK!! (Amy)
when people chew with their mouth open. (Jen)
People tell me to tie my shoelaces, but they never wait for me when I tie them! (laura)
When someone ruins your moment of "deja vu" no matter how hard you try to maitain it. (HeIkO)
Biting into a piece of fruit and realizing too late that you've eaten the brand sticker. (Killer Onion)
When your neighbor cuts his grass at 7:00 am on a saturday (Angela)
When you go to take a sip of a drink, don't concentrate and tip it ALL down your front. (Nicola)
Two words: Martha Stewart. Come on, NOONE can be that perfect!! (Rosey)
Once you arrive at school, you realize you dripped toothepaste on your shirt and it WILL NOT rinse off. (Chels)
When you randomly come across some long-lost, semi-important item, then when you're looking for it, it disappears. (Professor)
Reading this and realize : Most of this happened to me . . . . . ! ! ! ! (Doddi)
When you have a song stuck in your head, especially when you don't even know the lyrics and the title of it. (She)
Police that pull me over because I'm 19 and I drive a beat up car in a rich neighbourhood ('cause I live there) (Dougie)
When people ask for your opinion after they've already done the deed. (Gerald T)
When someone finishes a container of milk or soft drink and still puts it back in the fridge instead of throwing it away (Oscar G.)
Old men in trucks who like to hit on 18 yr old girls. You have grandchildren my age!! (Ellen)
When playing monopoly, some idiot always has to ask Could you imagine if this was real money? (Joseph)
That my Self-Esteem for Dummies book hasn't helped a bit! (Curtis Sieber)
The common joke, workin hard or hardly workin...freakin hilarious. (stephanie)
When tall people pat me on my head. (Little Renee)
At times I really annoy myself. (Mira)
when you can't find the end of the sellotape and spend hours scraping your fingernail round the roll to try and find it. (kate)
Batteries Not Included!!! (Mad Man Me)
Telephones with the receiver cord all tangled up. (mccats)
when you are on chatting and one person advertizes this stupid website all of the time and doesn't say anything else (whitney)
when people say it tastes like old socks - how the hell do they know what socks taste like! (*Julie*)
When other girls tell you stupid stories about their boyfriend adventures that you don't really care to hear. (Kristy)
Hangnails! (Whitney)
When you have an itch in the one place you CAN'T reach. (JJ)
The psycho ex who dumped your new lover wants him/her back, and blames you for the breakup! (Zen)
Morning people!!! (Haiku)
When you send in a really good annoyance and they don't post it. (Aniz)
People who make obnoxious rabbit stew jokes when I tell them I keep rabbits as pets. Mmm, cat stroganoff. (Sheila)
That people under 21 have to pay taxes but can't vote (n sync lover)
When I'm driving my Delorean and a cop pulls me over just to ask if I can go Back To The Future when I hit 88 mph. (Kiki)
The way you always see ugly blokes with beautiful women but you never see ugly women with sexy men (julie finlay)
When you fall down on concrete, start crying and bleeding all over the place, and people come and ask are you okay? (Timothy Rhodes)
When you call someone and they say: Yello! when they pick up the phone (Killer Onion)
When the last corner on the tupperware container wont pop down, but when it finally does, the other corners pop up! (Jessica)
When you pull a dollar out of your purse and nine other dollars come out with it and fly all over the place. (WalrusLover)
When a techno-geek says he invented a time machine and shows it to you but it's just like your grandfather's. (Lebonia)
When neighbors play music full bass full blast till 3am and you cant say anything cause they're your landlords. (Zoe)
When you call an office an hour before they close, get put on hold and then they go home and leave you on hold. (Rachel)
Magazines with no page numbers, or so few you can never find the article you want to read before it's your turn in line. (Rachel)
Bill Gates and his $120,000,000,000 fortune. Smug nerdy git. (Katie and John)
When someone takes the last ice cube from the tray and doesn't refill it. (Jen)
When people brag about how much better their country is than here. Then why don't they move back to their country? (Beezer)
When you're carrying your laundry out to the washing machine, and socks keep dropping & and you don't notice until later (chella610)
When your hands are totally full then your nose suddenly gets an awful itch !!! (LiL-LuV)
Living in a tourist town where everything closes for the winter. (Jennifer)
A car alarm that keeps going on and off all night (Adele)
When you have just signed up for karoake and you have to use the bathroom and while you're in there they call your name! (Sherry)
When the movies make 13+ pay for adult tickets, but we can't see an adult movie without adult supervision. (Melissa)
Telemarketers (Pat)
When people find out my name and say Like from Scooby Doo or Like Daffy Duck. It's really old guys! (Daphne)
When you tell a friend about your bad day and they say It'll be better tomorrow. How do they know it'll be better? (}Heather{)
When your next door neighbor KNOWS you work the late shift, but then mows his lawn at 7:30 in the morning... (Christina)
You buy a 1000 piece puzzle and you lose one. (cris1ophe)
When people get the wrong number, and then they call your house again and again (Becky)
When you're chaperoning a Jr. Hi function -- and one of the 13 yr olds hits on you!! (Dynodot)
When you think of a great annoyance at school, but forget it when you finally get to this site. (Persy)
When you've been standing in line for days to get tickets for a concert and the guy in front of you gets the last ones. (Diamond)
When you have an appointment at the doctor and you go to the office and wait for a while in the waiting room, then you go to the exam room and wait some more! (Amanda)
Those dumb child-proof caps that you have to break off with a hammer! (poptart84)
When girls ask you how a piece of clothing looks on them, and you tell them the truth, they take it as an insult. (JKluger)
Stepping in water with socks on (jeannette)
When you buy liquor & you're 20 (you have to be 19), but you ALWAYS get ID'd, and they say You'll be glad in 20 years! (jillie)
When you realize that you fit the description of an Annoyance. (Leezrddog)
People who eat fatty, sugary foods all the time and then whinge that they've got a big butt. (nicole)
When the guy you ask out didn't realize he had a prior engagement until 5 hours before the event...so you're dateless. (Dynodot)
When you're 4'11 and all your friends over 5 feet enjoy doing EVERYTHING and ANYTHING to remind you of your height. (Mellie)
How you suddenly think of the greatest thing ever, then when you go to share, it's completely gone... (Ashley Ruby)
How small a paper cut is compared to other cuts, but yet they hurt a lot more. (Carrie)
When you try to impress someone something ALWAYS goes wrong. (Magiha)
I really HATE waiting at the doctor's office for my appointment... (Suzanne Bauzys)
The night before you have to get up REALLY early you don't get tired until you have to get up in 3 hours (RidBoy)
When you get into a book series from the library, just to find out that they don't have and won't get the rest of it (Mirnen)
Having the phone ring JUST after you get to sleep after working a double shift- and it's a WRONG NUMBER! (Dean Mayo)
Spending five bucks on a magazine that half consists of advertisements! (Roxy)
When you're getting changed at the pool and you drop your nice, dry underwear on the wet floor. (Princess)
When the garbage bag gets so full that the bottom breaks open and garbage juice leaks all over the kitchen floor. (Dee)
When you open a can and the lid falls in, splashing the contents all over your face. (Spooky)
Child proof medicine lids that an adult needs a sledge hammer to open. (Squaffle)
When your trying to sleep in a Hotel room the person in the room next to you is a VERY loud snorer!! (Katherine)
Finally replacing that remotely located blown lightbulb, to find you've replaced it with another bad bulb. (Arlene M Gordon)
When you are going up stairs in the dark and you think you're at the top and trip over the top step. (Emily)
When you put the stamp on the envelope, then close it to realize that yo forgot to put the letter in it! (Angel)
People who gossip, but always start with, "I don't like to gossip, but...7quot; (Jen)
You put on all your clothes, and then realize you forgot to put on your dedorant. (Maria)
Your bus pass expires on the one day you have no cash on you. (Jen)
People insist on telling me who the "perfect guy" is for me. (Laura)
When it is hot and humid outside and your glasses fog up as soon as you step out of your cool air-conditioned car. (Susan)
When you can't get a job because you have no car, but you can't get a car because you have no job. (Lisa B.)
When someone is asleep on the couch and you go and change the channel then they wake up and say Hey, i was watching that! (Dana =-▐)
Putting something somewhere so I won't lose it, and then forgeting where I put it . (christinathegreat)
When you have band for 10 hours every day in August, then on the one free weekend before school starts, you get the flu. (Jenni)
You stand in line at ticketmaster for hours, only to find that they're doing a lottery and you're last in line. (Heather)
When a friend sends you and everyone else a forward, and then everyone else sends it to you again. (Heather)
That on TV, you hear phone commercials; on phones you hear radio commercials; and on radio you hear TV commercials. (shacky)
That my really cool annoyances never get picked, and a week later a very similar one does....hmmmmmmm (Beek Myster)
When someone rushes you, and then they have to go back because they forgot something. (Latoya Wilson)
When people just let things annoy them. That annoys me. Do something about it and quit whinning! (Robert)
That one place on your back that you can't scratch (Claire)
You kick off your shoes when you come in, then can't find them when you need to go back out. (Jen Adolph)
When you finally get the chance to kiss that one special guy and you burp in his mouth. (Jenn)
When relatives stay far too long... (Katie)
How the subscription cards fall out of all magazines! (Daireen)
When people say, Hi Jane, I'm Tarzan. (JANE M.)
When the girl you're dating is a man!!! (Liz)
When you missed the show, event, or funny thing that everybody's talking about the next day at work. (Rachel)
The last bite of a popsicle always falls off the stick and into your lap right when you're about to eat it. (Kate)
Reading through multiple lists of annoyances only to discover that none of them are funny....including this one. (Just Peachy)
How Saran wrap doesn't stick to what you want it to, but instead to itself. (Claritin)
When I tell people my name is Susana, and they start singing, OH Susannah don't you cry for me... (Suzy)
When you apply for your first job, and no one will hire you because you don't have any experience!!! (Lindsey Cook)
When you are talkin' to someone and you say somethin' funny and they laught so hard snort comes out their nose!!!! (Joi)
When you wait to use the phone, they right before you pick it up it rings for someone else in your house. (Jamie)
You cry and someone asks, Are you ok? Yes, I just cry occasionally to clean my eyes off. Ughh. (Angelica)
When you tell all of your friends to watch that cute little thing your kid/dog does and they refuse to perform. (Cameron)
When people say "I know it's really none of my business...", and asks the question anyway. (Maisha White)
When you are trying to exit through a door someone is trying to enter at the same time, and you have to "dance" with them. (Gail V. Braddock)
You've been out with close friends, gone to flicks & back to their house, sat cross legged, get home to find fly undone. (Amy)
That stupid plastic sticker thing on the top of a cd that is impossible without wrecking the brand new cd to get off. (Lindsay)
When immature boys feel the need to comment on your breast size. Example, "Why is your chest as flat as my back?" (Kelsey)
You're trying to GET OFF the elevator but everyone trying to GET ON won't let you!! (Sheila Dolan)
When your walking out the door in blockbuster and you cant seem to get it open then you realize the sign sayiing "PULL". (Mouseos)
I can't remember my own phone number but I know all the words to Gilligan's Island. (Louise)
Managing to stay perfectly dry under your umbrella, only to drag the soaking wet umbrella across your lap in the car. (Terrisenia)
Hearing the thudding sound of some dorky teenage boy's car stereo as they drive by at 2 in the morning. (Shannon)
To open tear along perforation, to reclose press in flap - ya like either of those will happen! (Al)
Finding, at the last minute, that you can't get your clothes into your suitcase the same way your mother got them in. (Melonie)
You attend a university of 5 digit population, and people ask if you know a particular person. (Jeremy Eades)
The Gap greeters (anyone ever notice they're all called Alex?)
Your 13-year-old son would rather ride on the cargo rack than be seen INSIDE the car with you. (Terry Meiners)
You just opened a package of bandages but now all that seems to be left are those useless small ones. (Al)
Your shoe moves across the floor and make a fart sound, and you can't repeat the noise when people think that you farted. (Katie)
When you're about to sit down for a very important business meeting, and suddenly get a horrendous wedgie. (Tom tom the tom)
When people come up to you and your identical twins in matching outfits, and say "Are they twins?" (Crystal)
You always find that song you've been scanning for on the radio just as it ends. (Peter Sztobryn)
When you break up with someone and for the next week every time you turn on the radio "your song" is playing. (Heather)
People in movie theaters who open there crinkly bags of food right when the main character says something REALLY important (Ramona Quimby Age 8)
PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS, and people who use the letters "u" and "r" to represent the words "you" and "are" ... ugh. (B Moffat)
people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"!!! UGH!!!! (Selene)
People who GAMBLE at Casinos, then complain after they lose all their money. (Elizabeth S)
When I tell people that I am a religous studies major and get asked are you going to be a nun. (Mary Woolley)
When you laugh so hard at something that, just as your crush walks by, you snort REALLY loud and you never do that! (Desiree)
When you do something really amazing that no one sees, then you can't do it anymore! (Dan Garner)
People who think everyone tall plays basketball. Do all short people play minature golf? (Glenn)
People who add an 'r' at the end of some words. Example: idear. It's very annoying. (Jessica)
Reading this and finding that someone's annoyance is actually something you enjoy doing. (Korbin)
When I'm waiting for a bus, and my friends have to drive by and honk at me, but don't stop to pick me up! (Christopher Cericola)
People who don't clean the headings out of forwards, so that there is more headings than forwards. (Emily)
When you call someone and they answer Hello... and you answer back, only to discover that it's the answering machine. (Sena)
When baggy clothes get caught on doorknobs and fences and you look like a dork trying to set yourself free. (Kris Bates)
When people say "don't get mad but..." Like that disclaimer is going to stop you from getting mad! (Melanie Raimondi)
You go to get an icecube and someone has taken all but one just so they didn't have to refill the tray. (Maia)
Boxes/envelopes or anything with perforated "easy open" strips - the package will rip anyplace but the perforations. (Al)
People who feel they must talk on a cell phone in supermarkets. "Yeah, hi, I'm in the produce section now." (Ashley)
When you buy someone a present, just to watch them open the same thing you got them from another person. (Lisa)
How about the fact that because you're tall you MUST have played basketball in high school! (Emily)
People who record long, tinny, indiscernible songs on their answering machines. People, I already have a radio! (Earth Sister)
When your mom pulls up right in front of the school in her crappy car and you're right next to the guy you LOVE. (Twisted)
When you are on a crowded escalator and the person directly in front of you steps off and stops. (Mike Volgesburg)
You're stuck behind 4 tourists walking abreast down the sidewalk. (Abz)
Outdoor Christmas decorations still on houses in April. Take them down, or at least turn off the lights! (Lori)
You reach for the keys in your purse and pour your coffee in it. (Cricket)
When you're left handed and you sit next to a right handed person and can't write because you keep hitting arms. (Cortney Toler)
When you take something apart and when you put it back together you have 3 screws left over. (Afshin)
You spend hours cleaning your windows, only to step-back and see streaks everywhere. (Da Great Oz)
You finally nestle into bed and realize the hallway light was left on. (Da Great Oz)
People who look at you and say "you've gained weight, haven't you" (as if you haven't noticed!!!!!)
That every time someone learns my name is Michelle, they have to sing that Beatles song. (Michelle)
When you've just sealed up an envelope and realize that you must make a correction in the letter. (D.D.)
When you meet the hottest looking guy you've ever seen ... and he proφptly and cheerfully introduces his boyfriend. (Foxfyre "Chance" Mackenzie)
When you go to your hometown to visit, and everyone asks, "You're not married yet?"; response is "You're not dead yet?" (Amy)
Buses that wait at the stop for an hour and then pull away just as you reach the door. (Clare)
People who post things on bulletin boards, and they're still there months after the event. (Verna)
Doors that don't open all of the way so you end up smashing face first into the glass. (Clare)
The person in front of you on public transit stretches backward and scratches their head over your lap. (Marcia Miller)
People rubbing my bulging pregnant belly. YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME BEFORE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN NOW?? (Linda)
That foam popcorn stuff in packages - it sticks to you and everything else it comes in contact with. (Toni)
Rectangular corned beef cans! The key-type opener always get screwed up and using a can opener is almost impossible. (Julie)
When you find that perfect shade of lipstick and, when you run out, it seems to have disappeared from all the stores. (Kristi Imler)
The power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries. (Paul Rentz)
Getting your pictures back from special event only to find your eyes closed in all the pictures. (Donna)
When you're listening to a new cd and the secret song scares the bejeezus out of you (Your Mom)
That annoying confetti that people feel they must enclose in cards that falls all over the place when opened. (Amy Norris)
After a horrible night's insomnia, you fall into your best sleep ever, just before the alarm goes off. (Chris Braun)
You put something in a place where you'll "never forget it," and then you forget where that place was. (Christy Warren)
When those little dryer sheets get stuck in your jacket sleeve and you don't notice until you try to put your jacket on. (Brianne)
The paper milk carton that only opens enough to let you know its not gonna open right. (Evan Bradley)
When your best friend has a song in their head and when they tell you what it is it's automatically stuck in yours also. (Lauren)
The minute that your arms are full with something else your purse decide to slip off your shoulder. (Angie)
When you get an answering machine while ringing from a payphone with your last bit of change. (Kevin Hunt)
When you aren't able to open child-proof pill containers. (Lindsay "Pika" Rice)
Leather chairs that make obscene noises when you sit down. Then you try to do it again to prove it wasn't you. (Tim)
When the bottom rips out of the trash bag as you lift it out of the can.. (Lorvak)
Two words -- folding maps. (Lorvak)
You take 10 minutes getting your squirming toddler dressed for going out, when suddenly, you smell a dirty diaper. (Tracy)
Laughing so hard at a joke that you quite accidentally pass gas. (Marissa)
Corks that break in two when you try to open a wine bottle. (Vixen)
All those cardboard like advertising inserts in magazines that keep you from flipping thru the magazine. (Michelle McRae)
Having a gallon jug with a third of the washer fluid in your trunk because the reservoir only holds 2/3 gallons. (Judy Olson)
When you're singing your favorite song, only to realize you're singing the wrong words. (Sabrina)
SARAN WRAP!! Especially when it gets stuck to itself before any food is in it, and you have to keep "unsticking" it. (Carrie)
When you just finished painting your nails and every part of your body suddenly ITCHES so bad you HAVE to scratch. (Shelli)
Taking something apart and putting it back together only to find you have three extra pieces left over. (Joan Devore)
When you grunt, groan and strain to open a new jar, give up and hand it to someone else, who pops the lid right off. (Heather Strole)